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Contrary to recent rumors, John Yelovich can categorically confirm that he never had anything to do with Enron. He's never been in Texas and never stepped foot in their corporate HQ. He has no idea who performed their audits, but it wasn't him or his firm. He's only guilty of supervising audits of some cities, school districts, community colleges, and a few small (DOD) defense contractors in Southern California.

Since his former work was terminated, um, since he voluntarily resigned, now he's looking for the golf course that TMFBreakerCarl is searching for in his Porsche 911. He's seen pictures of Carl's four-wheeled child and claims it's really nothing to write home about, but who is he to burst Carl's bubble?

Just up the road on the south side of the Palos Verdes Peninsula, John's been watching the development of Trump National Golf Course since 2002. It has terrific panoramic views of the Catalina Channel from every hole on the course, but unfortunately the 18th green one day suffered a landslide into the Pacific Ocean; this happened in 1999 when the course was known as Ocean Trails and three years before Trump acquired the property. Carl's perfect golf course didn't like him, and the house overlooking that final green would have been reduced to sticks, splinters, and rubble.

John's goal now is to speak to one of Trump's employees who survived the television program and is now a real-life Apprentice. Alas, the search so far has been for naught, and to his knowledge none have made an appearance here on the West Coast.

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