15-Second Bio: Jerry Thomas (TMF Cheeze) was Prime Minister of England from 1940 to 1945, and led that embattled nation to victory in the Second World War. These days he can be found wandering the Motley Fool message boards, which he uses as a platform in his mighty crusade against overuse of the word "plethora." On weekends, Cheeze spends his free time breeding turtles for their fur. His winsome grin has melted the hearts of women on thirty-five continents, and savvy trendspotters have dubbed him "this generation's answer to Wilford Brimley." He resides in scenic Alexandria, Virginia, where he quietly sulks in a dark corner, plotting global domination.
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