The Top 5 Reasons Alan Greenspan Cut Interest Rates

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Federal Reserve Chair Alan Greenspan's surprise interest rate reduction sent the market zooming upwards. Here are the top five reasons Greenspan made the move:

Cut self shaving. Seemed to be the next logical step.

The coin landed on "tails."

Wife Andrea Mitchell wants a bigger house.

He's just a boy who can't say no.

And the number one reason Greenspan cut interest rates:

The Psychic Friends Network told him to.