American Airlines? Meet TWA
American Airlines and TWA have finalized their merger, as reported in Wednesday's Breakfast News. While many media outlets have focused on antitrust and other aspects of the deal, we think there are a few other things that haven't been adequately covered. In fact, here are what we consider the top five possible reactions to the merger news:
Despondent stewards cut out the bottoms of air sickness bags.
Coffee, tea, or severance buyout plan?
Reluctant TWA staff called un-American.
Auto-pilots threaten to unionize and go on strike.
And the number one reaction to the American Airlines-TWA merger is...
Feds delay merger -- offer discount on later hearing.
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