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Monday, December 15, 1997

The Twelve Days of Fooldom
by David Grimm (dgrimm@lcc.net)

It is time for the Fool holiday sing-a-long. Place your favorite compact disc of holiday songs (preferably instrumental accompaniment only) into your computer's CD-ROM drive, hit play, turn up the volume, and sing along to "The Twelve Days of Fooldom" (with sincere apologies to an unknown but talented English lyricist):

On the first day of Fooldom,
My true love gave to me,
A Debt-free credit history.

On the second day of Fooldom,
My true love gave to me,
Two CDs
And a Debt-Free Credit History.

On the third day of Fooldom,
My true love gave to me,
Three Index Funds.
Two CDs
And a Debt-Free Credit History.

On the fourth day of Fooldom,
My true love gave to me,
Four Foolish DRiPs,
Three Index Funds,
Two CDs
And a Debt-Free Credit History.

On the fifth day of Fooldom,
My true love gave to me,
Five Stock Screens,
Four Foolish DRiPs,
Three Index Funds,
Two CDs
And a Debt-Free Credit History.

On the sixth day of Fooldom,
My true love gave to me,
Six Buys Small-Capping,
Five Stock Screens,
Four Foolish DRiPs,
Three Index Funds,
Two CDs
And a Debt-Free Credit History.

On the seventh day of Fooldom,
My true love gave to me,
Seven Fools Researching,
Six Buys Small-Capping,
Five Stock Screens,
Four Foolish DRiPs,
Three Index Funds,
Two CDs
And a Debt-Free Credit History.

On the eighth day of Fooldom,
My true love gave to me,
Eight Stocks with Value,
Seven Fools Researching,
Six Buys Small-Capping,
Five Stock Screens,
Four Foolish DRiPs,
Three Index Funds,
Two CDs
And a Debt-Free Credit History.

On the ninth day of Fooldom,
My true love gave to me,
Nine Investors Shorting,
Eight Stocks with Value,
Seven Fools Researching,
Six Buys Small-Capping,
Five Stock Screens,
Four Foolish DRiPs,
Three Index Funds,
Two CDs
And a Debt-Free Credit History.

On the tenth day of Fooldom,
My true love gave to me,
Ten Returns Climbing,
Nine Investors Shorting,
Eight Stocks with Value,
Seven Fools Researching,
Six Buys Small-Capping,
Five Stock Screens,
Four Foolish DRiPs,
Three Index Funds,
Two CDs
And a Debt-Free Credit History.

On the eleventh day of Fooldom,
My true love gave to me,
Eleven Wise Retreating,
Ten Returns Climbing,
Nine Investors Shorting,
Eight Stocks with Value,
Seven Fools Researching,
Six Buys Small-Capping,
Five Stock Screens,
Four Foolish DRiPs,
Three Index Funds,
Two CDs
And a Debt-Free Credit History.

On the twelfth day of Fooldom,
My true love gave to me,
Twelve Fools Conversing,
Eleven Wise Retreating,
Ten Returns Climbing,
Nine Investors Shorting,
Eight Stocks with Value,
Seven Fools Researching,
Six Buys Small-Capping,
Five Stock Screens,
Four Foolish DRiPs,
Three Index Funds,
Two CDs
And a Debt-Free Credit History.

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