Top 5 Most Common Investing Mistakes Dogs Make

Miscalculating annual sales -- companies never report figures in dog years.

Getting distracted by all the hydrants and pant legs on the way to the broker.

Typing in the wrong ticker symbol with their noses.

Getting conned into buying IPO shares by that darn Pets.com sock puppet.

And the number one most common investing mistake dogs make...

Eating the dividend checks.