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Top Five Responsibilities of MicroStrategy's New CFO

Last week, accounting-challenged MicroStrategy replaced its chief financial officer with another executive from within the company. Here are the top five responsibilities for the new guy...

Remove company's 1999 annual report from the microwave.

Hire Fawn Hall. Shred, shred, shred.

Strip stock-option wallpaper from office restrooms.

Send e-apologies to existing shareholders.

And the number one responsibility of Microstrategy's new CFO...

Update resume.

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