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Top 5 Signs Your Broker May Be Involved in Organized Crime

Staff members have names like "The Churn."

Trades are free if you clear up "this little problem with City Hall" for him.

Begins every conversation by saying "I've got an initial public offering you can't refuse."

Keeps pushing you to invest in "a little cement company with fantastic growth prospects."

And the number one sign your broker might be involved in organized crime...

Those broken kneecaps you've got from failing to clean up your margin account.

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