Top Five Mergers We Don't Want to See

Victorias Secret parent Intimate Brands (NYSE: IBI) and World Wrestling Federation Entertainment (Nasdaq: WWFE).
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American Education Products (Nasdaq: AMEP) and Anheuser-Busch Companies Inc. (NYSE: BUD).
Mrs. Bargelitch, Principal Crevuss -- I love you guys!

Tootsie Roll Industries (NYSE: TR) and American Dental Partners (Nasdaq: ADPI).
Only two cavities this time, Billy. Here, have a toothbrush, and a box of Blow Pops.

Bed, Bath, & Beyond (Nasdaq: BBBY) and General Electric (NYSE: GE).
With this bathroom-friendly toaster, I can sit in the tub, pop in a bagel, and ZAP!

And the number one most disconcerting merger...

Playboy Enterprises (NYSE: PLA) and Soapbox.com.
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