Fribble Ms. Muffet's Dilemma

By Raggmopp
August 15, 2000

Yittle Ms Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Nursing the ache
In her bean,

When along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And said, "You look the worst
That I've seen."

"Oh bug," said our lass,
"I'm about to take gas
Over the election
Which is coming up fast,

Should I vote for Big Oil
(Y'know they're ahead in the polls)
So that this winter
I won't have to freeze?

Or vote for the guys
Who promise the skies
Will be clear and who claim
To love trees?"

"Don't ask what to do
Your vote's up to you
It's not voting that's
The unpardonable sin,

But I think you're deranged
If you seek a real change
'Cause one of 'em
Will definitely win."