Fribble Ms. Muffet Voted

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November 9, 2000

Yittle Ms Muffet
Sat on her Tuffet
Observing the Electoral vote

When along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And said with a guttural gloat

"G'day me young lass
How'd this come to pass?
This dichotomy is most revealing

When the last vote is in
Only one guy will win, and the other
Will be sent off a-reeling."

"Oh arachnid so dumb
This whole thing's got me bummed
While I watched some of each network feed

But the guy I had tagged
Wound up quite sandbagged
By the guy who's "Insane at any speed."

- Raggmopp