You can see it now: You're walking down cubicle row carrying a box of your favorite coffee mugs, some family photos encased in cheesy picture frames, and a 20-year-old Thermos. Smiling co-workers with years more toil ahead of them pat you on the back. Your boss stands at the end of the row. With a tear-filled gaze, he pumps your hand and tells you how irreplaceable you are, but you know he's actually crying because he can't stand seeing someone leave the company alive. And this gives you even more satisfaction. You walk into the lobby and make your way past security, hoping they don't stop you and discover the office supplies you stashed in your Thermos. Even if they do, nothing can bring you down -- not today. Today you are liberated. You are free. You are retired.
So now what? Well, while running off to Florida in a nice flowery garment may seem attractive, funding the remaining years of your life is probably the best place to start. And that's why dividend-paying stocks are about to become your new best friends.
I realize this might surprise some of you. After all, the prevailing wisdom is that bonds are the best friends of retirees. The trouble with prevailing wisdom is that it doesn't change very often, but circumstances do.
It's true the Fed's 15 consecutive interest rate increases have made bond yields more attractive today than they were just a few months ago (i.e., the yield on five-year Treasuries now stands at about 4.9%). But the trouble is this yield is all you're going to get if you hold the bonds until maturity, and that's just not going to cut it for this luxury-oriented generation of retirees.
Why? What makes you so different from generations past? Well, you had a little more fun in the '60s, and you brought the shame of disco upon us in the '70s, but the more relevant reason is simply this: You're going to live longer.
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That's right. Not so long ago folks were lucky to make it to retirement. And not long after that folks were fortunate to get a good 10 years of shuffleboard in after giving the office the old shove off. Not so today.
Despite all that 60s' fun, this generation of retirees is the healthiest group to ever punch a time clock. If you're a reasonably healthy 50-year-old, it's highly likely you're going to live at least another 30 years, and quite possible you'll make it another 40. That's probably more time than you spent working.
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While that's a phenomenal thing, it also means you have a much greater chance of outliving your nest egg than generations past. And to keep that from happening you're going to need more exposure to stocks. They're simply the only investment with returns high enough to maintain most portfolios over that kind of time frame.
"But wait," you say, "I also need income now to fund my retirement." That's true. This is why you don't need just any stocks. You need dividend payers. They're pretty much the only investment that will serve both of your needs over the long haul.
Again, say huh?
OK, you might still be a bit surprised. After all, there's little doubt the glory days when the average stock in the S&P 500 (AMEX: SPY ) yielded 5% are long over. Today, that yield stands at a somewhat less impressive 1.7%, which probably leaves you thinking to yourself, "Self, that'll hardly fund a round of golf, much less my retirement years," and you have a point. Fortunately for us, we're not relegated to average. There are a slew of comparatively low-risk firms out there that possess the yields of yesteryear.
For example, Bank of America (NYSE: BAC ) yields about 4.3%. For those seeking even more safety, there are tried-and-true firms like Southern Company (NYSE: SO ) , which yields about 4.7%. And the best part is -- while generating their tasty payouts -- these firms have also managed to produce double-digit total returns. Again, it's that combination of growth and income that you're going to need to cheat inflation while you're cheating death.
Those willing to step out a little further on the risk curve can spice up their income streams with companies like American Financial Realty (NYSE: AFR ) , a real estate investment trust (REIT) with a current yield of 9.4%.
The Foolish bottom line
These are the types of companies that allow you to have your cake and eat it if you want to. In other words, you can take the income they produce now, or you can reinvest it and beef up your future income stream. In all, a dividend-based strategy is the most flexible option available to investors -- be they Gen Xers or Boomers -- and that's why I put my money where my mouth is.
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Mathew Emmert will probably never retire, but he still loves dividend-paying stocks. He's the advisor ofMotley Fool Income Investor, and because he's patriotic, he owns shares of Bank of America and American Financial Realty. Bank of America, Southern Company, and American Financial Realty are all Income Investor picks. The Fool has a retirement-proofdisclosure policy.