Short These Dogs! Part 2

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Back in June 2005, I let fly a column called "The Worst Company in America?" I had some unkind words for Comcast (Nasdaq: CMCSA) and AMR's (NYSE: AMR) American Airlines.

I must have received a call or email from every Comcast employee -- from the director of customer service at my regional office to the third in command at Comcast intergalactic headquarters.

Does it even matter?
I think so. Sure, Comcast only reached out to me because I have a big mouth and my rant got picked up on Yahoo! But at least they responded. At least they cared enough to explain that they were trying to clean up an industry renowned for mistreating its customers.

As for American Airlines, I heard from a few retired pilots, mostly pining for the golden era of the U.S. airline industry. I don't know about you, but I don't need Warren Buffett or Howard Schilit to tell me not to touch that stock. Which brings me to my recent run-in with Best Buy (NYSE: BBY) and your response to last week's column, "Short These Dogs!"

When we left off, I was headed back for my showdown with customer service, armed with a defective, 13-day-old LG home theater system in a tattered box. That's when the strangest thing happened. I was met at the door by a guy with an empty shopping cart. He asked for my receipt, whisked me past the Geek Squad, and disappeared into a back room.

The funny thing is …
I hadn't ranted or raved when the Best Buy customer service lady sent me packing an hour earlier. I hadn't threatened to launch a letter-writing campaign. I never hinted at writing a column -- much less one that would incite a supermarket clerk to question my literacy and jockey for my job. Of course, I was thinking all that stuff.

I just went home and loaded up my box like I was told. So, you can imagine my surprise when this new guy meets me at the door, walks off, and returns minutes later with some gentle words and a brand-new system. Apparently, he had seen me getting passed around the store earlier and didn't want me to have to "wait around" any longer.

I was blown away. And not because I hooked up the new system all by myself and figured out how to turn it on. Or because it's worked perfectly ever since. I was blown away by the fact that somebody at Best Buy -- as one kind reader wrote in -- had gotten the memo. Somebody had recognized that there was a systemic problem and was trying to fix it.

Is that enough to call off the dogs?
Well, it's a start. And remember, I never implied that you should short a company's stock because you had an isolated bad customer experience -- though it sure as heck should raise a red flag. And if you dig around and find evidence that the behavior is systemic, at least consider heading for the exits.

If nothing else, do as Fool reader Arthur does before he invests in a consumer business and ask yourself this: "If I'm not buying at a place that is giving poor service, are there others who feel the same? And are they also taking their money to a business that IS giving good service?"

In other words, we're not talking about shorting as "retribution" here (don't you be silly). Rather, as Arthur puts it, "Long-term, there is a reason why one store is full of customers and another is having a going-out-of-business sale. My money is on the winners." Right on, Arthur! No customers … no business … no stock!

The top brass at Best Buy seems to realize that this is the ugly chicken that came home to roost in this recession: Killer apps and clever business models work in go-go markets. But when times are tough, a business that doesn't give a damn about its customers isn't long for this world. I don't care what the analysts tell you … or what you read on page 72 of last year's 10-K.

So, are there still winners?
To find out, I took an unofficial survey of Motley Fool writers. A few names surfaced again and again. Apple (Nasdaq: AAPL) perhaps most of all. For its clever, user-friendly products, yes -- but also for the knowledgeable, helpful in-store support staff and the remarkable fact that you can claim manufacturer rebates easily online.

And then there's Amazon.com (Nasdaq: AMZN), where one guy reports doing 98% of his Christmas shopping. What won him over was "a great little button in their customer service site" that got him a callback in 15 seconds. And get this: "When they made a mistake they refunded the money right away, emailed a return shipping label, and had a replacement gift out to me by Christmas Eve."

"And not to be skipped, the gent on the phone was very pleasant, apologetic, and helpful." Say what you will, I don't think it's a coincidence that Amazon had its best holiday shopping season ever, while traditional retailers are singing the blues. I was surprised (and pleased) to hear similar praise for the customer service at Dell (Nasdaq: DELL) -- apparently Dell got the memo, too -- and raves about DirecTV (NYSE: DTV) -- hear that Verizon?

So where to now?
Apparently, some of you disagree that a company's regard for its customers has investor relevance. Maybe. But if I were running one lonely shop on Main Street, I'd be making darn sure my customers were happy right about now. Maybe this fundamental equation breaks down once a company goes public, but I doubt it.

In fact, I'm convinced this is partly why there are opportunities out there, both on the long and short side: The spreadsheeters and financial statement slaves on Wall Street are behind the curve. They forgot in the bull market that U.S. public corporations aren't arcane financial instruments, but living, breathing businesses -- with customers (at least for now).

And that's where I think a community intelligence platform like Motley Fool CAPS adds value. I'm not convinced that the investors who rate stocks on CAPS are geniuses. Or that they're better at reading a cash-flow statement than I am. I think the power of the "ratings" is in numbers -- and that the CAPS platform is stealthily quantifying tens of thousands of individual customer experiences.

The best of both worlds
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  • Report this Comment On January 12, 2009, at 10:13 AM, pondee619 wrote:

    "Is that enough to call off the dogs?

    Well, it's a start"

    Not necessarily. I have been treated so shabbily by Best Buy, I will never darken its halls again. I understand that my experience is not unique. Their past "customer service" has so soured this consumer that the local Mirco Center now has a loyal customer. They treated me right from the beginning. It will take much for Best Buy to throw off the chains of its past sins.

  • Report this Comment On January 12, 2009, at 4:54 PM, wldgrdnr wrote:

    Once again, my 2 cents...the way to get through to a company is consistent griping...a shame that you even have to gripe but you do sometimes...customer service is just a word to some folks unfortunately.

    Again, I have to say that encouraging people to short stocks is simply irresponsible and not the way to do things. You are only hurting the investors with that. Shame on you.

    Squeeky wheels have always gotten the grease.

    Customer service in this country has gone to "the dogs" but to be truthful--my opinion is that the problem lies much deeper than that.

    This country has become a nation of entitlement mentality, mediocre minded people. People no longer take pride in doing "the best job that can be done" and that needs to change.

    When Americans once again take pride in doing a good job, then this country will be back on the road to success. Until then, we will continue to flounder.

    Encouraging shorting stocks is simply irresponsible of you. Why would you try to hurt investors...take the issue to the people that can fix it...to the company management itself!!! Yes, it is a pain, but eventually consumers all over the country will get through to people if they consistently inform businesses they will no longer do business with them if their shoddy business practices continue and that they will actively spread the word. (This is key...you have to tell them you are going to initiate "bad talk" about them) Businesses know that "bad news" spreads a lot faster than good news...

    I have used this tactic for many years, and while it may not globally fix the problem, it sure does get them to take care of "you".

    The key to fixing these problems is with management, but the bigger key is in raising responsible children who don't expect to get paid $10 an hour just for showing up for work. They need to be taught that you don't just need to be there, but you need to be productive.

    This is a nationwide problem....and our culture more than anything is to blame.

  • Report this Comment On January 12, 2009, at 5:35 PM, beachbummiltie wrote:

    Great reporting and telling the way it is when it comes to customer service. Another canidate for poor service is Sirius Radio.From billing to waiting forever to talk to a real person,it shows in their stock price.

  • Report this Comment On January 12, 2009, at 6:27 PM, Russell wrote:

    I question Best Buy's credit card program. With all that has happened with sub-prime you would think BB would tighten up its standards. Over the holidays a family member who is unemployed and has poor credit was able to open a BB credit card and purchase a laptop, printer, 42" TV, and Bu-ray player. I have no idea how this was allowed to happen. I wonder if BB pushing sales to low qualified borrowers. Plus they are advertising no interest for 18 to 36 months. If I was about to go bankrupt why not add one more creditor to the list. I am interested to see how BB credit defaults run over the next 2 years. I know they are losing money on my family.

  • Report this Comment On January 12, 2009, at 7:21 PM, jmarschke7078 wrote:

    Two weeks ago I purchased a CD player from Best Buy checking out within 12 feet from the exit door where an security employee stood and watched my transaction. I turned to leave and the Best Buy employee stationed at the exit door made me dig in my pocket and produce my purchase ticket. I looked at him and said: for God's sake you just watched me make the purchase--he just shrugged and said "company policy"!! Ask me if I'll be back.

  • Report this Comment On January 12, 2009, at 8:41 PM, TMFRael wrote:

    Ironically, I think it was "customer policy" that caused a lot of my initial grief at Best Buy, too. On a related note, one reader wrote that he and his party were “carded” ordering a beer at dining chain. The youngest in the party was 55 years old!

    A colleague who used to work in the service industry explained that this is to protect the server/business.

    Which I guess makes sense. But when your policy gets to the point where a waiter can’t make a judgment call and serve a 55 year-old man a beer, something has gone awry. That is the opposite of “service” in my book. Fortunately, I do think some of this will shake out in the recession -- as businesses realize that customers matter.

    What I’d like to know is whether the “good guy” at Best Buy was also following “policy” -- or if he was a rogue agent. Anybody know?

  • Report this Comment On January 12, 2009, at 10:04 PM, MichaelSherman wrote:

    Good article on how service indicates health of a company. We use ADP. We area small account. We pay alot for what we get from them, but saves time and do not want to play with payroll taxes. We have tried getting a call back from them for over 4 weeks. You call their service number between 9 and 5 and here is what has happened to date:

    1) Numerous times on hold, 20 minutes or more. 5pm roles around - says closed call back tomorrow. 2) After on hold for 20 plus minutes decide to pick option to leave a message for service department to call you back, on hold again 20 plus minutes just to leave a message. 3) In the past 4 weeks - once got a return call - missed it 2 weeks ago. Process going again trying to get a call back. 3) I did get a person on the phone today, could not answer question, they said not the right person and will transfer me, they did - got a busy signal and call dropped, process to start over again tomorrow. 4) Did send about 7 emails to service department (email address given while on hold) updating service how long on hold and never did get an email back. I think Paychex may clean ADP's clock. 5) Service is king. Voice mail and email not responded to is fleeing clients....

  • Report this Comment On January 13, 2009, at 6:00 AM, djsinv wrote:

    a reader above commented "the way to get through to a company is consistent griping". Ok, what if that doesn't work? We purchased a digitial photo frame from best buy for christmas 2007. We had the clerk ring it up and noticed we had another item. She rang that up and apparently screwed up and rang the whole order up twice. We have been trying and are still trying to get that duplicate order reversed from best buy and our credit card company. we have spent probably dozens of hours on the phone and filling out paperwork. This has probably caused them 10 times more in manpower than the duplicate bill. Now they are telling us it's "been too long" and can't fix it.

  • Report this Comment On March 10, 2009, at 5:17 AM, wldgrdnr wrote:

    I don't usually mess with the peons...start at the top...you'll get much more attention from a well written, but nice, letter to the CEO

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