We are excited to share this exclusive presentation of our first-ever advertisement* for today's big game. Enjoy!

*Today's game is fetching rates of $3.5 million to $4 million for a 30-second advertisement. While we would love to tap into the 160 million people anticipated to watch the game, research suggests that Super Bowl ad spends are a colossal waste of money. So instead, we're airing this TV spot only on Fool.com.