Lest you be focusing just on the more serious stories in the financial press, such as Vodaphone (NYSE: VOD ) investing $1.5 billion in telecommunications in India or Procter & Gamble (NYSE: PG ) faring well despite hurricane-related disruptions, here's a brief recap of some weird financial news:
- Did you hear that a company recently made a bid to buy ExxonMobil (NYSE: XOM ) for $450 billion? Well, it's true, but it seems that the bid came from a $120-per-month apartment on the outskirts of Beijing, rented by a tall, thin young man whose New Zealand-incorporated firm has also made outsize bids for major global firms. In short, ExxonMobil isn't too concerned.
- How do you know when your company is in trouble? Maybe when it starts timing how long employees spend in the bathroom. Bathroom breaks are apparently being monitored in a Ford (NYSE: F ) plant in Michigan. In response, DaimlerChrysler (NYSE: DCX ) said that it doesn't plan to do the same. It seems that the two companies give workers a little more than 45 minutes for bathroom breaks (or whatever) per shift, compared with 30 minutes for counterparts in Japan.
- Pity the poor San Francisco Giants baseball team. As a Reuters story noted, "The professional baseball franchise has had the same name for nearly half a century, but soon they will likely rename their ballpark for the third time in three years." What had been named after Pacific Bell (thanks to $53 million) became SBC Park after SBC Communications (NYSE: SBC ) . But now SBC is buying AT&T (NYSE: T ) and taking its name. This is all amusing, but costly for those who once again have to pay to have labels changed on signs, apparel, food containers, stationery, and more.
- Pay attention, all you struggling companies: When the going gets tough, the tough should get creative. That's what toymaker Jakks Pacific (Nasdaq: JAKK ) did, introducing a "Bark 'n' Bake" oven in which urchins can make tasty treats for Rover and Fido. Why? Well, a CNN/Money article explained that, ".toy industry sales continue to flatline -- sales last were $21 billion, about the same versus the year. By contrast, total U.S. pet industry expenditure is expected to hit $36 billion this year, up 4.6% from last year and up 26% from 2001, according to American Pet Products Manufacturers Association." [Our Inside Value and Stock Advisor newsletters have each recommended a major toymaker as a promising investment. Try one or both newsletters -- for free -- and get the full scoop.]
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Longtime Fool contributor Selena Maranjian does not own shares of any companies mentioned in this article.