When imagining your retirement, I hope you're not picturing sitting in a gloomy shed, eating from a can of cat food. Chances are you imagine a relatively comfortable lifestyle -- a modest home, a little travel, and so on. (By the way: Are you on schedule with your retirement saving and investing?) You might want to dream bigger, though. Imagine retiring like a CEO.
In these scandal-ridden days, we may be used to seeing CEOs do the "perp walk." But many CEOs are busy doing the "perk walk." One might think that the recent focus on executive compensation -- and overcompensation -- would put a damper on the riches bestowed on corporate bigwigs. But as Claudia Deutsch noted in The New York Times, that hasn't happened in any big way: "The chief executives at 179 large companies that had filed proxies by (late March) -- and had not changed leaders since last year -- were paid about $9.84 million, on average, up 12% from 2003, according to Pearl Meyer & Partners, the compensation consultants." You got a 12% raise last year, too, right?
Deutsch offered some discouraging examples of how irrational many compensation packages are: "Net income at Eli Lilly
Fortunately, there are some firms exhibiting more logic. Deutsch noted that, "When net income at Aramark
So what are we to do? Well, here are some suggestions:
- Become a CEO! Rise to the top of your company, and you're likely to enjoy a fat salary and bonuses, conferred upon you by a board of directors of your peers.
- Failing that, try to act like a CEO. Inform your employer that you'll be asking for a hefty raise -- for example, from $45,000 to $4.5 million -- and that you'll be having some friends and associates, to whom you're paying a few thousand dollars, vote on whether to grant it to you.
- Failing that, be an active shareholder. When it's time to submit your proxy vote, don't just toss away the ballot or vote as management recommends. Instead, read the shareholder proposals and support those that urge greater disclosure of bigwig compensation and greater linkages between pay and performance. If you don't see such proposals, consider making some of your own.
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Longtime Fool contributor Selena Maranjian does not own shares of any companies mentioned in this article.