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The eMeringue Process

Hi! I'm Marty Meringue. I'll be your tour guide as we take a delicious journey through the entire eMeringue process. We'll follow a meringue straight from your computer to our factory and back to your doorstep! Won't you join me? Tee-hee!

Step 1: Customer places order
Hungry? I bet! How about a tasty meringue? Just log onto www.emeringue.com and place your order. Don't forget to specify the shape! eMeringue employees work round the clock processing meringue requests. If we didn't, we'd never be able to get you a meringue in seven days!

Step 2: Our hens lay your eggs
Cluck, cluck!

Who's there?

Meet Molly, one of eMeringue's hardest workers. She's one of 5,000 chickens that's ready and waiting to lay eggs for you.

Back to work, Molly.
Hungry customers are waiting!

Step 3: Time to build the meringue!
Every meringue is hand-made so that we can provide the highest quality meringue possible. After the egg whites are separated, they're whipped into a fluffy mound. We then add the secret ingredients that make our meringues the best in the land. And a little love never hurts!
All employees must wash their hands every hour!

Step 4: It's time for boxing!
Once the meringue has been baked, it's handled and tasted by three different inspectors to ensure quality control. It's then boxed and prepared for shipping!

Step 5: I just can't wait to get on the road again...
Our fleet of eMeringue trucks are gassed and ready to hit the highway. By using our own trucks, we're never delayed by airport closings or bad weather. If you see us on the road, be sure to wave. Our drivers are the friendliest in the land. They might even toss you some free samples!
Every eMeringue truck driver must pass a written driving test.

Step 6: The meringue arrives!
"Ding-dong! eMeringue calling!"

"Oh, my. Has it already been seven days?"

"Yes, ma'am. Hey there, little slugger. Maybe you'll work for eMeringue some day!"

Step 7: Put it on your pie!
Open the box, and there's your beautiful meringue top! Careful, don't drop it!
I'm so scared... I can't look!
Hooray! Your pie is complete! And your guests will never know the difference. Tee-hee!

Now it's time to say goodbye...
Thanks for tagging along! Now, wouldn't you like to eat a scrumptious meringue? If I had a digestive system, I'd certainly join you.

Anyway, I hope you had an egg-citing time! See you soon!