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June 14, 2000

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Subject:  Please, Mr. Greenspan
Author:  farginfool

After due and careful consideration, as well as numerous hours of reviewing and deciphering your oratorical exercises, I am desirous of once again requesting, which has, of course, been requested on several previous occassions by an all preponderant proportion of the American public, but which you've nevertheless chosen to overlook or willfully ignore, that you henceforth make an earnest, sincere, continuous and persistent effort to eschew and avoid all excessive wordiness, repetitive phraseology, unnecessarily complicated sentence structure; and other tautological and/or grammatical gymnastics designed to baffle, fluster, confuse and mystify those of us not gifted with your extreme and admittedly enviable intelligence; in other words - make it brief.


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