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Ms Muffet Contemplates The Vote

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By Raggmopp
October 13, 2004

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Yittle Ms Muffet sat on her tuffet
Wondering for whom she should vote
When along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And said, after clearing his throat.

"Why can't you decide on which party's side
You'd like to cast your precious vote?"
"It's not easy" said she "I'm bombarded you see
By blather the spin doctor's wrote."

"Pish and tush" said the bug
"Here lemme give you a hug
I can straighten you out in a trice
Since you haven't a clue, lemme say this to you
That a Republican vote would be nice."

"Nice did you say? Have your brains flown away?
They're like two starving wolves with a bone
And with things oh so tight and I'm not real sure who's right
I think I'd best make this pick all alone.

"Vote Bush, you dumb broad, 'cause I'm swearing' to god
That the other guy's really a chump"
"Oh cogently said" said our lass, shaking head
"You've really helped me, I suppose.
Then you'll please understand why many in this land
Will be voting while holding our nose."

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