Dear Valued Customer,
Thank you for the late payment on your account. It's because of good customers like you that we at PlasticFantastic Credit Cards Inc. are having one of the best years ever! We want you to know that your additional accrued interest, plus that $39 late payment fee (our highest ever!) has positive ramifications throughout PlasticFantastic Headquarters.
We couldn't do it without you and your willingness to consistently make late payments! Many thousands like you have made for an important trend in our industry that we couldn't be more excited about. Back in 1995, when you paid less than $20 for overcharges and late payments, fee revenues in the industry were just $8.3 billion.
Boy, what a difference a few years make! Our fee revenue is up more than 300% in less than a decade! It is model customers like you who were instrumental in turning our business around. We now charge our customers 134% more for those niggling transgressions than we did in 1994. Just last year we increased late fees by 5.5%!
Don't underestimate the impact your late payments made. Just 3% of credit card accounts are past due by 30 days or more each month. Yet our income from penalty fees -- like the ones you paid in January, September, and November -- was a whopping 33% of our profits last year.
You deserve a pat on the back for helping the industry reap an all-time high of $24 billion in late fees, over-limit fees, activation fees, and annual fees. Bob in Consumer Care (he's the third guy from the left in the company conga line pictured on the front of this card ) has promised even bigger things to come, including limits on teaser rates, higher charges for access checks, and over-limit charges. We hope that our best customers -- like you -- find these new features irresistible.
Since you've been so amenable to our fee increases in recent years (like a rock, you didn't even flinch when that late payment in 2001 canceled out your 9.9% teaser APR!), we'd like to thank you for your patience and cooperation by giving you seven PlasticFantastic Convenience Cheques embossed with your initials. We're also upgrading your account to our prestigious Minque Card status and giving you Fantastique Credit Insurance to try out for 30 days, absolutely free!
Consider this our gift to you, and a personal thank-you for making our jobs at PlasticFantastic Inc. more enjoyable.
Sincerely,
Julie
Customer Care Representative
PlasticFantastic Credit Cards Inc.
