Attention spans are short. It pays to be succinct. Here are five stock breakdowns in 140 characters or less. Hat tip to Twitter.

Johnson & Johnson (NYSE: JNJ)
Temporary weakness due to manufacturing problems. Maker of Tylenol, Band-Aids, Splenda trading for close to single-digit multiples is nice.

Sirius XM (Nasdaq: SIRI)
Balance sheet? LOL. Improving profitability by merger and cost-cutting is encouraging. Still, 19.5 million subs and that’s all you got?

Jones Soda (Nasdaq: JSDA)
High around $28 a share. Now close to $1. Bleeding cash. Balance sheet OK. Coca-Cola (NYSE: KO) this ain’t.

MGM (NYSE: MGM)
Vegas, baby. High-roller debt levels. Big bet on City Center project. Roll the dice on this casino?

Tesla (Nasdaq: TSLA)
Hot IPO for electric car maker. Market cap of $2 billion for just over $100 million in sales. Hard to meet those expectations.

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