Retirement just isn't what it used to be. Only a few decades ago, it was common for our forefathers to toil for 40 years at a corporation before receiving a modest pension to secure their golden years of woodworking and playing bridge.

Today, most companies are either freezing or outright eliminating their defined-benefit plans for their dedicated workforces. But while the death of the traditional pension may sound cruel, potentially more attractive alternatives are available to investors. In fact, rather than toiling at a company for decades hoping that it will eventually foot your retirement, you could actually have a company you don't even work for pay you to retire.

Pass "go" and collect
Having just left a 15-year career at a large corporation, I now see how inadequate my newly frozen pension really is. My meager benefit of $150 per month (if I start drawing now) obviously means I'm not retiring early, and I don't expect to. If I wait until age 62, the jump to an estimated $1,000 per month still won't pay for my golf dues and lawn bowling lessons. Time for Plan B.

Like most other U.S. workers, I need to keep funding a retirement account, such as an IRA. But what if an investor took some of the pension funds and put that money into stable, dividend-paying stocks? Many investors are surprised at the number of high-yielding companies out there that are willing to pay you cold, hard cash to own shares:

Company

Current Yield

5-Year
Return

Altria (NYSE:MO)

3.9%

193%*

Sunoco Logistics Partners (NYSE:SXL)

5.5%

246%

Citizens Communications (NYSE:CZN)

6.3%

133%

Terra Nitrogen (NYSE:TNH)

5.6%

1,648%

Barclays (NYSE:BCS)

4.8%

105%

Reynolds American (NYSE:RAI)

4.7%

154%

Kinder Morgan Energy Partners (NYSE:KMP)

5.9%

123%

*Includes Kraft spin-off.

Just putting $50,000 into this basket of stocks would net that investor $2,621 annually in dividends. You could take that $218 monthly paycheck if you're retired and need the money or -- if you're years away from the good life -- reinvest it to compound the growth. In fact, let's say you fell short of any of these powerhouse returns, but still achieved 12% annual returns counting dividends reinvested. That $50,000 would plump up to more than $150,000 in just 10 years, and assuming the investments maintained their yields, you could then be earning three times the original income.

Cashing in or cashing out
The notion that you can no longer count on a corporation to fund your retirement is really only half true. The recent rash of pension freezes and obliterations offers investors an opportunity to change how they look at -- and plan for -- retirement. Well-researched investments in high-yielding, well-positioned corporations can have you happily unemployed ahead of schedule.

The Motley Fool Income Investor service has identified dozens of dividend payers just itching to have you quit your job (including, from the chart above, Citizens Communications). OK, not really. But the average recommended stock is walloping the S&P by nearly nine percentage points and offers a greater than 4% yield -- maybe enough to make you think seriously about leaving the workforce behind. You can click here for a free 30-day trial and see everything the service has to offer.

Fool contributor Dave Mock wonders why the quick brown fox wouldn't just go around the lazy dog -- silly fox. The longtime Fool is author or The Qualcomm Equation. He owns no shares of companies mentioned here. Citizens Communications is an Income Investor recommendation. The Motley Fool's disclosure policy winks only when it means something.