I just watched Maria Bartiromo slap around one of those monster screamers on CNBC.
I won't call the fellow out by name (eventually he's going to be right, right?), but I just had to pile on with this: "You go, girl!" It's about time somebody stood up to one of these Chicken Littles.
Yes, the market may crash!
Heck, it may have crashed before you read this. But I don't care. Honestly, what do we care if investors open the floodgates tomorrow morning? Think I've lost my marbles? Well, let me explain ...
I graduated with a degree in finance in May 1987. (My mother still can't believe it.) A few months later, the stock market "crashed." I was a bull then, and I've been one ever since. But back to graduation ...
Whether it was to divert attention from her shock that I'd passed, or to better express it, I'll never know. But the day I chucked "Modern Portfolio Theory" for good, my mother handed me a rectangular plastic case with a worn black rubber handle.
So what was inside?
I'll tell you. For now, just know that I could have sold it instead of keeping it and used the money to buy Intel (Nasdaq: INTC ) . I'd have more than a thousand shares right now worth nearly $23,000. You know where this is going, right? If I'd bought Microsoft (Nasdaq: MSFT ) , I'd be sitting on $72,000.
I'd look a bit more human holding onto Sun Microsystems (Nasdaq: JAVA ) . I'd have just four grand. But if I'd waited a year and bought Dell (Nasdaq: DELL ) instead? I could hire Paul Reed Smith to clean out my garage -- and while he's at it, craft me a brand-new graduation present from Hope diamonds and dinosaur bones.
OK. Those are some outrageous examples. So, let's dial it back a bit. What if I'd bought Johnson & Johnson (NYSE: JNJ ) ? Hardly took a genius to buy ole J&J in 1987, right? Well, now I'd have more than $15,000. Or how about old-school ExxonMobil (NYSE: XOM ) or even AT&T (NYSE: T ) , which has seen its fair share of breakups and mergers in those intervening years? I'd still be in great shape.
Still too good to be true?
Boy, tough crowd. Let's just assume I sold my new toy and dumped the money into a plain-vanilla S&P 500 index fund, and then went to grad school to "learn" to write poems and watch Denis Johnson not drink. I'd still be up 335% -- even after the latest "market crash." Of course, that's my point.
And that's why I work here at The Motley Fool. And why those Chicken Littles on TV drive me nuts. They cost you money. That's also why I was thrilled to help out David and Tom Gardner when they launched their Motley Fool Stock Advisor newsletter back in 2002 -- in the teeth of an earlier bear market.
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Give me date ... a date!
That's what I think Maria should say to the next Chicken Little that hits CNBC. "Give me a date." Remember, I graduated from college back in 1987. What you might not remember is that the decade in which we "borrowed a trillion dollars and threw ourselves a party" wasn't the 2000s -- it was the 1980s.
The 1970s -- now that was the decade we "amassed the crippling debt that was going to bring us to our knees." Sound familiar? So please, perma-bears: Next time you get on TV saying "the sky is falling," "we're breaking beneath the yoke of debt," or "the U.S. economy is headed for years of contraction if not outright depression" ... give me a date!
As for you, fellow investor, take these dire predictions with a grain of salt. And if you're in your prime savings and investing years, promise me you'll stay invested and keep on investing. Yes, the market will go down. We will have another recession. But that was true when I was a boy back in 1979 -- and here we are again.
So what the heck was in the box?
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This article was first published July 13, 2007. It has been updated.
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