Stupidity is contagious. It gets us all from time to time. Even respectable companies can catch it. As I do every week, let's take a look at five dumb financial events this week that may make your head spin.
1. Cracking open Pandora's box
The leading music streaming service revealed metrics for the month of June that seemed impressive on their own. Pandora served up 1.08 billion hours of music last month, a whopping 77% increase over the past year. Registered users also rose a healthy 51% to 54.5 million.
However, those numbers don't look so hot when investors see where Pandora was a month earlier. The music discovery service dished out 1.1 billion hours of music to its 53.3 million listeners in May. Yes, we're looking at a sequential dip in listening and a mere 2% sequential uptick in listeners. Simple math then tells us that the average active user spent less time streaming Pandora in June than in May.
Bulls may argue that it's a seasonal thing, but there was no summertime slump last year. Pandora went from serving up 592 million hours of audio in May of last year to 605 million hours the following month.
2. You can't spell makeover without MAKO
The orthopedic-robotics company isn't having a problem pleasing the early adopters that have already purchased the costly system. Procedures performed were up a sharp 66% for the quarter ending in June.
MAKO's challenge has been to convince the medical masses that its platform is superior, and it has apparently been a hard sell. It was difficult to foresee this kind of debacle, but investors may have been tipped off when the company came up woefully short in its previous quarter.
All surgical-robotics specialists aren't the same.
3. This state isn't so solid
We've seen plenty of companies take a hit after following up blowout results with uninspiring guidance, but a stock can still fall if it gets it the other way around.
It may seem like a mixed report with an encouraging near-term view, but Wall Street didn't see it that way. Credit Suisse and FBN Securities downgraded the stock on the news.
4. This value isn't so super
Yield chasers always need to be careful out there.
Sometimes a dividend-paying company is beaten down for a good reason, and going after that meatier yield can be hazardous to your wealth.
The stock crumbled on Thursday after the grocery store operator suspended its dividend in a desperate move to preserve capital. The country's third-largest supermarket will also begin exploring strategic alternatives, but the market's seeing this more as a sign of surrender than a prelude to a buyout at a juicy premium.
5. The HP weigh
It's probably not a surprise that we're not buying as many desktops and laptops as we used to, but market leader Hewlett-Packard
PC tracker Gartner issued its quarterly update for PC shipments, and the news is pretty grim. The number of computers shipped in this country fell by 5.7% during this year's second quarter. There was a still-surprising 0.1% decline worldwide.
The news gets even worse for HP, as its stateside and worldwide shipments fell 12.7% and 12.1%, respectively, according to Gartner's report.
It's a familiar drum that the industry is beating these days. PC sales have been weak for several quarters as folks turn to tablets and smartphones for basic computing needs. However, the fact that the company with the greatest market share both worldwide and domestically (HP), is suffering double-digit declines in shipments is frighteningly ominous.
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