Just like Seinfeld or milkshakes from Shake Shack, all good things must come to an end. And after jumping more than 270 points to start the week, the Dow Jones Industrial Average (DJINDICES: ^DJI ) dropped 114 points Wednesday on some market-movin' fightin' words from the Federal Reserve.
1. Yellen announces her first big stimulus cut
We haven't heard of any hazing stories ... yet. But the Federal Reserve's two-day, eight-times-per-year policy-setting meeting ended Wednesday -- and the culmination was new Chairwoman Janet Yellen's first major policy speech to the press, which featured some serious stimulus news.
Keep in mind that the stimulus juice Yellen's referring to is the Fed's third round of "quantitative easing" (aka "QE3"), a policy in which the nation's central bank purchases billions of bucks' worth of long-term bonds monthly, which drives down interest rates. Lower interest rates encourage consumers to borrow to spend money on economy-boosting goods, like shakeweights.
But stimulus' days are numbered. Just a few months ago, in December, after data showed the economy had improved throughout the year, then-Fed Chairman Ben "Gray Beard" Bernanke slowed QE by cutting monthly bond purchases from $85 billion to $75 billion. Then in January, it went from $75 billion to $65 billion. Now Yellen is in on the stimulus-cutting party, announcing Wednesday a drop in QE to $55 billion in purchases.
The takeaway is that, according to Yellen, although winter gave America's home and manufacturing sectors some frostbite last month, the economy's fundamentals are still improving and stimulus hasn't caused significant enough inflation (aka causing the dollar to lose value because so many more dollars are in the economy) to be concerned. Investors, though, love the economy-boosting protein shake that is QE3 and were sad to see the $10 billion cut.
2. FedEx blames bad earnings on weather and e-retailers
Global shipping company FedEx (NYSE: FDX ) announced earnings from the important December-February three-month period that were way off from what Wall Street hoped. CEO (and former Marine) Fred Smith ripped into the weather and online retail companies for the rough performance. The $1.23 profit per share missed analysts' expectations for $1.46 per share, and the stock ended up down only 0.1%, probably because investors were afraid of the tough-talking CEO.
On FedEx's fiscal calendar, the third quarter straddles the important holiday shopping season and the funky post-holiday return/exchange season. Both periods are huge for shipping companies like FedEx (Newman considered retiring from the Postal Service after this brutal season). Unseasonably severe winter weather caused $125 million in extra costs for FedEx. It also took a toll on its reputation. The on-time rate for Christmas Eve deliveries (aka the "Merry Xmas" rate) dropped to 90% from 98% the year before. It's still better than UPS's horrible 83%, but the drop didn't help consumer trust.
But it's those hippies on the West Coast who really ruined your Christmas. The former Marine lectured e-retailers for overall sloppiness with their shipping habits during this holiday season. Smith criticized e-retailers' packaging habits, called out the way they label, and even judged online retailers for promising Christmas delivery when it wasn't going to happen.
The takeaway is that investors seemed satisfied despite the disappointing profits. The stock actually rose after the news before falling with the markets the rest of the day and ending slightly down. Overall sales were up 3% versus last year to $11.3 billion, which is a positive trend and was in line with analysts' hopes. It also emphasized that the future growth plans are stable (barring another polar-vortex plagued holiday season).
Global shipping company FedEx (NYSE: FDX ) announced earnings from the important December-February three-month period that were way off from what Wall Street hoped. CEO (and former Marine) Fred Smith ripped into the weather and online retail companies for the rough performance. The $1.23 profit per share missed analysts' expectations for $1.46 per share, and the stock ended up down only 0.1%, probably because investors were afraid of the tough-talking CEO.
On FedEx's fiscal calendar, the third quarter straddles the important holiday shopping season and the funky post-holiday return/exchange season. Both periods are huge for shipping companies like FedEx (Newman considered retiring from the Postal Service after this brutal season). Unseasonably severe winter weather caused $125 million in extra costs for FedEx. It also took a toll on its reputation. The on-time rate for Christmas Eve deliveries (aka the "Merry Xmas" rate) dropped to 90% from 98% the year before. It's still better than UPS's horrible 83%, but the drop didn't help consumer trust.
But it's those hippies on the West Coast who really ruined your Christmas. The former Marine lectured e-retailers for overall sloppiness with their shipping habits during this holiday season. Smith criticized e-retailers' packaging habits, called out the way they label, and even judged online retailers for promising Christmas delivery when it wasn't going to happen.
The takeaway is that investors seemed satisfied despite the disappointing profits. The stock actually rose after the news before falling with the markets the rest of the day and ending slightly down. Overall sales were up 3% versus last year to $11.3 billion, which is a positive trend and was in line with analysts' hopes. It also emphasized that the future growth plans are stable (barring another polar-vortex plagued holiday season).
Thursday:
- Existing-home sales
- Fourth-quarter earnings: Nike, Swatch
MarketSnacks Fact of the Day: According to the recently launched speed-reading app Spritz, while reading, you spend 20% of your time processing the words, but 80% of your time just physically moving your eyes around the page.
As originally published on MarketSnacks.com
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Report this Comment On March 20, 2014, at 5:00 AM, Interventizio wrote:
I don't get it. They won't touch interest rates until 2015. Isn't that good news? Market should have responded differently.
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