Your Ticket to Country Club Riches

About the time they told me I'd need a team of security guards to escort me to the men's room, I knew I'd done it.

By it, I mean ticked off a roomful of folks so pompous that you couldn't tell where their silver spoons ended and their perma-scowls began. Even worse, I committed this crime on the holiest of grounds ...

Brace yourself for the horror!
That's right, I wore seersucker shorts, a red Ralph Lauren polo shirt, and flip-flops to a local country club where I was supposed to interview a "wealth manager" who was reading passages from his newest book to all of his appropriately dressed clients.

Granted, I probably looked like I'd just escaped from some sort of white-collar Supermax where they only play pedestrian lawn games like bocce and badminton. But in my defense, I didn't know I was going until about an hour beforehand.

Not to mention, my boss assured me that I wouldn't be openly -- and quite loudly -- called out as "(expletive deleted) disrespectful" by the club's chief of security.

Amusingly ironic -- and tactful, to boot
For now, I'll shelve my disdain for this eloquent ogre, the acres of neatly manicured grass he protects, and all the Judge Smails wannabes I encountered there. Heck, I won't even mention this establishment by name. (I will say that it wasn't the Bushwood Country Club, where Smails and the other Caddyshack goofballs hang out.)

But I will tell you that the whole experience has me bound and (expletive deleted) determined to become the best investor I can be so that one day I can join any golf club I please and treat disgustingly underdressed people like ... well, people.

Here's how I'm going to do it ...
First, I'm going to follow my old man's lead and read everything I can get my hands on. After all, he belongs to several clubs every bit as prestigious as this one -- and he doesn't even play golf.

I've already started by reading the 25 books that Motley Fool co-founder Tom Gardner thinks every investor should read.

Now, in my ongoing quest to become a master investor, I'm moving on to these ...

Fundamental analysis:

  • The Five Rules for Successful Stock Investing, by Pat Dorsey and Joe Mansueto
  • Security Analysis, 6th Edition, by Benjamin Graham and David Dodd

Behavioral finance:

  • Why Smart People Make Big Money Mistakes and How to Correct Them, by Gary Belsky and Thomas Gilovich
  • Your Money and Your Brain, by Jason Zweig

General investment wisdom:

  • The Aggressive Conservative Investor, by Martin Whitman
  • Poor Charlie's Almanack, by Charles T. Munger

Economics and markets:

  • The Age of Turbulence, by Alan Greenspan
  • A Short History of Financial Euphoria, by John Kenneth Galbraith

Case studies:

  • The Smartest Guys in the Room, by Bethany McLean and Peter Elkind
  • In an Uncertain World: Tough Choices from Wall Street to Washington, by Robert Rubin and Jacob Weisberg

These are just 10 of the 31 books on the Motley Fool Hidden Gems reading list. And though it might take you a few months to plow through all of them, I'm positive it will be worth your while.

What I'm doing in the meantime ...
I, for one, am putting that reading to work and taking full advantage of the discounts the recent market collapse has handed us.

Because I'm confident the world economy will continue to recover and drive commodity prices higher, I've been keeping an eye on both Southern Copper (NYSE: PCU  ) and Nabors Industries (NYSE: NBR  ) .

I've also been looking into big dividend payers like Vodafone (NYSE: VOD  ) , BP (NYSE: BP  ) , and Bristol-Myers Squibb (NYSE: BMY  ) . And while I'm confident in the long-term potential of all of these stocks, I'm also aware that none of them will be the market's next big movers, nor will they experience the kind of explosive, life-changing growth that has characterized the top 10 performing stocks of the past decade.

How can I be so sure?
Well, for one thing, they've all got huge market caps, and tens of billions of dollars would have to flow into them just for their shares to double.

Meanwhile, shares of tiny companies like Vanda Pharmaceuticals, Diedrich Coffee, and HeartWare International have soared 985%, 1,239%, and 5,763% -- over just the past 52 weeks.

Never heard of those? That's no surprise. After all, just like the top-performing stocks of 2008, they're all small, obscure, and completely ignored by Wall Street.

The secret to country club riches ...
Despite the fact that shares of huge, well-known companies like Goldman Sachs (NYSE: GS  ) and Fannie Mae (NYSE: FNM  ) have soared from their March lows, Wall Street is already all over these companies -- and there's little chance the market is drastically misjudging their true value.

That's why Motley Fool Hidden Gems co-advisors Seth Jayson and Andy Cross are actively investing $250,000 of The Motley Fool's own money in small high-growth, low-debt companies that are overlooked by Wall Street.

What are they buying now?
Recent investments include Logitech, FormFactor, and Dynamic Materials -- a little-known leader in the explosive metalworking industry that has risen as much as 153% since they purchased shares in late March.

And because each of these has the potential to be the next home run stock, I make a point to check out the Hidden Gems real-money portfolio every morning, so I can get the latest updates on the stocks they own (so far, all 14 positions are in the green, with four up more than 50%) and be the first to know about new stocks they've uncovered.

If you'd like to follow along with me, I invite you to take a free 30-day trial of Hidden Gems, giving you full access to the real-money portfolio and the exclusive, members-only website featuring an interactive portfolio scorecard, full write-ups on every recommendation, and the entire 31-book reading list.

I also invite you to use the comments feature below to chime in on what stocks you're buying, what stocks you're selling, what books you're reading, and, of course, what kind of egregious country club crimes you're committing.

If you'd like to learn more about this 30-day free trial, simply click here. There's no obligation to subscribe.

Austin Edwards rarely replaces his divots -- because he's usually knee-deep in the rough. He doesn't own shares of any of the companies mentioned. Logitech, FormFactor, and Dynamic Materials are Hidden Gems recommendations. The Fool owns shares of Logitech, FormFactor, and Dynamic Materials. The Fool has a disclosure policy.


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  • Report this Comment On September 25, 2009, at 4:22 PM, DennisMack wrote:

    This week I attended a program for the private clients and invitees of a major money manager (over $400 billion under management) that was held in their inner sanctum. As I looked around the room of people in their best professional attire enjoying lunch, I noted a few who were especially casually drressed, including one fit older fellow wearing jeans, polo shirt and sandals. He did not seem to receive any criticisms. Perhaps you need to shun the self-promoting, self-aggrandizing small fry and reach for the top shelf. BTW, in New York art galleries, it is often the people in jeans and sweatshirts who are the buyers rather than lookers.

  • Report this Comment On September 25, 2009, at 4:40 PM, campriano wrote:

    Good job. I am always excited to see which Fool product we're pushing at the end of each new article. Well done.

  • Report this Comment On September 28, 2009, at 10:46 AM, jreb777 wrote:

    PCU!

    Commodity prices going higher????

    I guess you must have read the wrong books or maybe read them upside down.

    Keep in mind, there is no recovery or exit from the recession with high commodity prices. It has never happend before and it probably never will.

    But then again, maybe this time it's different.

    The recovery will come when Copper prices are below 0.50 cents a lb. We got to 1.20 early this year so we got close, then the governments stuck their hands on the pie and now, no body really knows where we are in this process. This has given us a secondary asset bubble in commodities and property values in commodity producing countries. For example a 20 year old 2000 Sq foot apartment in Lima Peru, costs more than a 3,000 Sq foot brand new home in 85% of the US cities.

    Now! There is some thing wrong with that picture!

    80% of the Peruvian populations lives on less than $2 x day.

    Good luck, maybe those hungry Peruvias will take over the Quajone mine in Ilo and bankrupt PCU in the process.

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