To celebrate the holidays, we here at the Fool are devoting extra virtual ink to all things consumer-focused in a special section called "The 12 Days of Christmas." Over the coming week, we'll have our "12 Days of Content" surrounding consumer-focused names that look set to profit or perish from the holiday cheer.
We've consulted the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future on Abercrombie & Fitch
1. The stock price is simply too high
This company's been struggling for ages with no signs of improvement. Yet right now, its forward price-to-earnings ratio is a lofty 19. Instead, focus on retailers that have been actually been growing recently, like Buckle
2. Hot? So not!
Abercrombie has experienced double-digit percentage drops in same-store sales, month after month, for a very long time. (The last time it experienced an annual increase in comps was the year ended February 2007, and that was a mere 2% rise.) Where Abercrombie's concerned, it appears the kids are not all right. Envision those dark stores, filled with thunderingly loud dance music and lonely sales associates spraying too-strong perfume … at almost no one.
3. Price-cut phobia
It's no secret that Wal-Mart Stores
4. No signs of a turnaround
Dig that most recent quarter, or Abercrombie's operational performance in the last 12 months: revenue down 20%, earnings down 95%. Even the overpriced niche retailer lululemon athletica
5. That dude in charge
Mike Jeffries is one highly paid retail CEO. As we've already established, Abercrombie's operational performance has been abysmal for a long time, and its shares dropped 70% in 2008 alone. Seriously not so rad for shareholders, dude.
6. There's a fine line between clever and stupid
Sure, controversy can grab shoppers' attention. However, some of Abercrombie's moves over the years have been over the top. Witness the risqué Gilly Hicks website debut; the thongs for kids; the controversial catalogs pulled in 2003; or the T-shirts that read, "Who needs brains when you have these?" Abercrombie's too often been too willing to go for the pointless, base, or offensive shock.
7. Authentically fake
I own shares of Urban Outfitters
8. New cultural perspective
Consumers' increased frugality might make it very difficult for Abercrombie to survive. The bursting of a massive asset bubble seems to have taken away some of the arrogance, ego, and debt-driven overconsumption that exemplified Abercrombie's heyday. It might ultimately puncture Abercrombie's snotty ambience and pricey merchandise, too.
9. Mean people suck
Sometimes the supposedly "beautiful people" are only appealing on the outside. Last year, folks alleged that Abercrombie rated sales personnel on the attractiveness of their faces (a rating scale of 0 to 5), sending employees who didn't make the grade into the back to fold clothes. Abercrombie's also no stranger to racial discrimination lawsuits, which seems downright hideous, if you ask me.
10. High comedic value
Mocking Abercrombie's 'tude to hilarious effect is just way too easy. Several years ago, Improv Everywhere pulled an awesome public prank on the retailer. Fox's Mad TV did a few hilarious lampoons of Abercrombie, too. It's fun to joke around, but investors might want to think twice about owning stock in a company that's such an easy target for satire -- especially when that satire skewers the retailer's apparent obsession with creepy notions of physical "perfection."
Do these 10 reasons persuade you to avoid Abercrombie stock like a regifted fruitcake? Or do you think I'm just too judgmental, and that Abercrombie's a solid stock for the long term? Tell us below, or just share your ideas for better candidates for Santa's retail naughty list.
Follow along with our "12 Days of Christmas" article series: