In today's comic strip, we take aim at the former CEO of Hewlett-Packard (NYSE: HPQ), Mark Hurd, who was just named co-president of Oracle (Nasdaq: ORCL).

For more on the Hurd-HP-Oracle news, check out War Erupts in Silicon Valley.

Fool contributor Daniel Joshua Rubin does not own shares in any of the companies mentioned. The Fool has a disclosure policy.