With just three full shopping days left until Christmas, time is running out to find that perfect gift. Fortunately, our Motley Fool Staff has stepped in to offer a few top recommendations in case you're still searching for that last-minute present.

10. Mattel's (NYSE:MAT) new line of playthings: Lisa No-Lead and the Non-Poisonous Pals (disclosure: may contain lead).

9.The hot new book, How to Make a Fortune Selling Those Hard-to-Find Kindles on eBay (NASDAQ:EBAY). Unfortunately, only a Kindle version of the book has been released so far.

8. Neiman Marcus has set the next luxury-vacation-home-flipping bubble with its $50,000 tree tent. Do they offer ARMs for these?

7. A Philips (NYSE:PHG) HD-DVD player. No, a Sony (NYSE:SNE) Blu-ray player. No, wait, definitely an HD-DVD. Or maybe a Blu-ray. Or ...

6. Warren Buffett action figure, with real Berkshire Hathaway (NYSE:BRK-B) discounted cash flow valuation action.

5. Pregnant Nickelodeon Zoey 101doll.

4. The toilet that doubles as a working fish aquarium. Don't worry, the fish don't get washed out on every flush (yes, this is an actual product that our team of gift experts couldn't pass on sharing).

3. Ben Bernanke Cash-Droppin' Helicopter.

2. The "Don't Taser (NASDAQ:TASR) me, bro!" t-shirt.

1. A higher rate on your adjustable mortgage from Countrywide Financial (NYSE:CFC). Surprise!