Eggs, earnings, and education will decorate the week that lies ahead.
The new trading week may not be a calm one, but it will be a CALM one. Cal-Maine Foods
Your morning will start with a friend phoning you to let you know that she just won the lottery or that your favorite football team has traded away its star player. You won't believe it, of course, because you know that it's April 1.
What can you believe in? Well, you may as well have faith in quarterly reports. It's a pretty dry slate for a Wednesday. I guess companies want to make sure that they're taken seriously. However, if you're hungry for financials you will find uniform provider UniFirst
A pair of S&P 500 components -- Monsanto
The week closes quietly, as it often does. Absent notable earnings reports from stateside companies, the local multiplex is always a good place to screen something new. Movies opening on Friday include the latest installment in Fast & Furious and the coming-of-age amusement park flick Adventureland, which was actually filmed in Pennsylvania's charming Kennywood.
Until next week, I remain,
Longtime Fool contributor Rick Munarriz recommends windshield wiper fluid when trying to look forward. He is also part of the Rule Breakers newsletter research team, seeking out tomorrow's ultimate growth stocks a day early. He does not own shares in any of the companies in this story. The Fool has a disclosure policy.