Lest you focus just on how to make money with international stocks or where to find the greatest stocks of the next generation, here's a brief recap of some of the more unusual financial news out there:

  • If you think you're just not wired to be a good investor, that you just don't have the right DNA, think again. You never know who might be in your family tree. According to Ancestry.com (NASDAQ:ACOM), it seems that President Obama is distantly related to Berkshire Hathaway's (NYSE:BRK-B) Warren Buffett, via a French indentured servant who immigrated to Maryland in the 1650s. You, too, might be related to Buffett, or might share some genes with other great investors.
     
  • Sometimes even phone companies have a heart. In California, a father recently added his son to his cell phone plan, only to get socked with a $22,000 bill the next month, due to unexpected data downloads that weren't included in his plan. Verizon (NYSE:VZ) wiped out the charges, and the son's account was grounded.
     
  • Attention, Apollo Group (NASDAQ:APOL) and other educational companies! If you're looking for new markets to conquer, consider pre-school prep. It seems that some New York City folks are paying more than $1,000 to have their 3- and 4-year-olds prepped, to increase their chances of admission to prestigious kindergartens.
     
  • Here's a new market that weight-loss companies such as NutriSystem (NASDAQ:NTRI) and food companies such as ConAgra (NYSE:CAG) (maker of Healthy Choice) and Campbell Soup (maker of Healthy Request) can target: It seems there's a movement afoot to get Santas to trim down, to set a better example for children. Low-carb cookies and skim milk for the man in red?
     
  • Businesses looking for new marketing channels might want to consider this: the tattoo. It seems a restaurant in Ohio is giving lifetime discounts to patrons who get a tattoo of the establishment's famous grilled cheese sandwich. Just imagine what a win-win strategy this is: Consumers would surely notice a Best Buy (NYSE:BBY) logo or Burger King (NYSE:BKC) slogan tattooed on a passer-by, and that person may be enjoying 10% off electronics or free onion rings for the rest of his life. (No onion rings for Santa, though.)

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