Intel (Nasdaq: INTC) really hates tablets -- at least all the ones currently out there, especially frenemy Apple's (Nasdaq: AAPL) iPad.

All of the current tablets on the market, including the iPad, use processors designed by ARM Holdings (Nasdaq: ARMH) and its slew of partners, which is why the chip giant is pushing its Ultrabook designs so aggressively. At the Consumer Electronics Show earlier this year, Intel signaled that it would be making a big marketing push come April.

Source: Intel.

In case you missed it, we Fools always usher in the month with our customary April Fool's Joke, which means it's about time for Intel to rev up its marketing engines. Intel product manager Anand Kajshmanan and media-relations rep Alison Wesley recently sat down for an interview with PCWorld to discuss the devices and make the case for why Ultrabooks are better than anything Apple offers -- interestingly including Cupertino's Intel-powered MacBook Airs.

All of the above
Intel said it has done "extensive research" on what users want and outlined four major categories that it focused on with Ultrabook designs: responsiveness, mobility with battery life and connectivity, aesthetics and solid design, and security.

The company wants to offer all of these things among a wide variety of choices from different hardware makers, so as to emphasize choice.

Ultrabooks are in the air
When asked about the competing MacBook Air (and how Ultrabooks look exactly like them), the company tiptoed with its words by calling it a great product with an Intel Core processor for those interested in the Mac ecosystem, but that Ultrabooks will ultimately offer more choice at "mainstream price points" and deliver better value.

Ultrabooks have been coming down in price, but last year they were having trouble competing on price, which was an interesting dynamic as Macs have historically carried a premium over Microsoft (Nasdaq: MSFT) Windows PCs. Intel also mentions that Ultrabooks carry an operating system that users "have come to love over the years," referring to Windows.

Think different
Intel is taking a different approach to touch input on laptops than Apple is -- namely, it's pushing it at all while Apple isn't. Chip King Kong said that it "fundamentally [believes] in the concept of touch, and touch on a clamshell [form factor]." Meanwhile, Apple has previously said that touch input on a PC is best delivered through a horizontal trackpad, since its research suggests that vertical orientations cause fatigue over time.

Windows 8 should play a big role in helping touch input take off over the next few years, Intel believes. In this case, Intel is taking a stance on touch that's very different from Apple, one of the biggest champions of touch input in recent years.

No Intel inside the iPad
When it comes to the iPad threat, Intel mentions hardware keyboards as an advantage over touchscreen keyboards. The company also cited a longtime gripe about the iPad, saying it's not good at content creation but rather geared toward content consumption and casual gaming: "When there's real work to be done, [users] really like to do it on a laptop."

The chipmaker also mentions that there are some unique form factors that offer the best of both worlds and can offer tablet functionality but convert to a laptop. The Asus Transformer Prime comes to mind here, for example.

Fashionably late
Intel's primary tablet opening will be with Windows 8 later this year, and its resentment of the iPad has obvious reasons. Considering its seat in the MacBook Air, it's a little unclear why Intel seems to want to undermine one of its cushiest spots, since Macs have outpaced the broader PC market for 23 consecutive quarters.

There's always been speculation of an ARM-powered MacBook Air, and while this doesn't seem likely to happen anytime soon, maybe Intel is just preparing for the worst as a contingency plan. After all, being an Apple supplier is a double-edged sword in itself.

Until we see some Intel-powered tablets, don't expect Chipzilla to change its tune.

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