Earn 100% Per 3 Days

"Earn 100% Per 3 Days."

That was the subject line of an email we received the other day.

We're suckers. So, we clicked to read on.

Here's what we found
Eva Hilton was the gracious woman in cyberspace who alerted us to the stock that would earn us 100% per three days. Not 100% in three days. No -- she assured us we'd double our money every three days. If that were the case, let's look at how quickly we could retire on a fat nest egg:

In a month, we could be millionaires -- starting with merely $1,000.

That's incredible! For historical comparison, stocks in general have grown at an average rate of 10% per year. At that rate, it would take more than 70 years for $1,000 to become $1 million. Say it with us: boring.

Also, know that some of the market's historically best-performing stocks, such as Gilead Sciences (NASDAQ:GILD) and Cisco Systems (NASDAQ:CSCO), have returned only 33% per year and 15% per year, respectively, over the trailing 15-year period. (For context, the S&P gained about 6% per annum over that time.) In other words, those spectacular 1993 investments still haven't turned $1,000 into $1 million.

And Hansen Natural, the best-performing stock of the past 10 years, averaged just 48% annual returns from 1999 to 2008!

Reductio ad absurdum
The annualized gains promised in the "100% per three days" claim is too large a number for us to even write. It's a one followed by 36 zeroes.

That growth rate is roughly 100 gazillion times that of the market's most aggressive growers. Of all stocks on the public markets, Research In Motion (NASDAQ:RIMM), Flextronics (NASDAQ:FLEX), WebMD Health (NASDAQ:WBMD), Iron Mountain (NYSE:IRM), and Immucor (NASDAQ:BLUD) are five of the most aggressive growers. For the next five years, analysts are expecting each to grow more than 20% per annum.

Those are big numbers from some solid companies. But they pale in comparison with Eva Hilton's monster performer. So, what is the mystery superstock that can make us millionaires in just one month?

The juice on a juicy stock
Let's look under the hood of the magical company that is poised to double twice per week.

Data from Yahoo! Finance.

Because Yahoo! Finance wasn't much help researching this stock, we went straight to the company's investor-relations website. Here's what we found: nothing.

Well, nothing financially germane. Although if you're still intrigued, you can speak with an investor-relations representative from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. EST, Monday through Friday.

We, however, are not intrigued
We've written before about our fascination with penny stocks. Since that article was published, an interesting study was released, and it confirms everything we already knew: The only people who make money on spam penny-stock tips are the folks sending them out.

As professors Laura Frieder (Purdue University) and Jonathan Zittrain (University of Oxford) wrote in their study "Spam Works: Evidence From Stock Touts and Corresponding Market Activity": "Before brokerage fees, the average investor who buys a stock on the day it is most heavily touted and sells it two days after the touting ends will lose approximately 5.5%."

So much for 100% per three days!

You'd best behave
Why do spam stock tips cause investors to buy? It's because they get at one of the most fundamental human desires -- the quick buck.

And while there are some quick bucks in the stock market, they are neither predictable nor repeatable. And they will never, ever come from spam email.

You can, however, still make serious money by investing in small companies -- albeit those that actually trade on a major exchange and file financial statements. How? By ignoring baseless stock tips and instead using fundamental, bottom-up analysis to find the very best small companies that will grow your fortune over the next decade or more.

Take a page from our Motley Fool Hidden Gems small-cap investing service, where we recommend companies that are:

• Small
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• Led by dedicated management
• Fiscally conservative
• Profiting from a wide market opportunity

We believe those traits will lead us to the very best small companies. And although we don't think those companies will double every three days, we can say that our returns are better than the market's.

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This article was originally published on Jan. 18, 2007. It has been updated.

Neither Tim Hanson nor Brian Richards owns shares of any company mentioned. The Fool's disclosure policy summers in Spamtown, USA.