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Banks look like the worst stocks in the world right now. Shares of Wachovia
5. Your bank teller starts asking, "Do you want fries with that?"
4. The envelope stuffer in your next statement is for the "Save the Bank" fund.
3. Three words: Teller tip jars.
2. The ATM dispenses an IOU.
And the No. 1 sign that your bank is the next IndyMac ... Freddie Mac
Call it gallows humor -- meant to disguise that we're as sick as you are about where the banking industry is now and where it's headed. A new study from Bridgewater Associates says bank losses could rise to $1.6 trillion from $400 billion today. Make sure to stock up on canned goods. And ice cream -- because, really, there's no such thing as too much ice cream.
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