There are two ways to shave 40% off a night at the movies.
The easy way is to go see the matinee. Shorter lines, lighter (and quieter), the exact same movie -- what's not to love?
The harder way to get the markdown is to buy shares of Regal Entertainment Group
"Regal is not under stress from debt commitments or loan maturities, our balance sheet is strong, and we are optimistic regarding the 2009 film slate," CEO Mike Campbell explains in this morning's press release. "But we believe that the current environment requires a more conservative capital strategy, and that these combined actions allow the Company to retain more capital for de-leveraging its balance sheet and other opportunities."
Campbell should have simply said, "Sorry investors, we can't keep spoiling you with a 12.5% yield."
The new yield of 7.5%, based on last night's close, is probably still too good to be true. Sure, the new payout is less than the $0.93 a share that analysts see the multiplex giant earning this year, but Regal has $2 billion in long-term debt on its balance sheet worth tackling.
As for "other opportunities," there are naturally plenty of attractive acquisition targets out there. Buying up smaller exhibitors like Cinemark
Either way, I'll stick to my first tip about just going to the matinee instead. At least then I know I'm getting a good deal.
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Longtime Fool contributor Rick Munarriz is a movie buff but he does not own shares in any of the companies in this story. He is also part of the Rule Breakers newsletter research team, seeking out tomorrow's ultimate growth stocks a day early. The Fool has a disclosure policy.