In honor of the holiday office parties currently sweeping the nation, we here at The Motley Fool thought we'd round up some of the more choice quotes overheard at the punch bowls of Wall Street's top corporations, and other places where friends, fans, and Fools gather:

10. Goldman Sachs (NYSE:GS): "Hey, Larry, what are you buying with your Christmas bonus? Yacht or jet?"

9. Yahoo! (NASDAQ:YHOO): "Do all the hors d'oeuvres HAVE to have peanut butter on them? Enough, already -- we get it! "

8. MontpelierRe: "Our models could not have predicted such long lines at the punch bowl. This is clearly a once-in-a-century event."

7. Playboy (NYSE:PLA): "Mr. Hefner, please put down the mistletoe."

6. iRobot (NASDAQ:IRBT): "Does anyone have a request for anything other than 'Mr. Roboto?'"

5. RedskinPark: "I can't wait for mini-camp to start!"

4. Google (NASDAQ:GOOG): "If you thought our last 200 products were genius ."

3. "I love fruitcake. I hate fruitcake. Wait a minute. I love fruitcake again. Man, I hate that stuff. Boo-ya!"

2. Hewlett-Packard (NYSE:HPQ): "Uh-oh, Carly just pulled up!"

1. Microsoft (NASDAQ:MSFT): "Sorry, guys -- the holiday party's been pushed back until March 2008."

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