Mutual funds may be OK for you, but they're an expensive way to invest. If you have the slightest inclination to "do it yourself" -- and make a lot more money -- I may have a better idea.
I just want what's coming to me!
With the possible exception of local property taxes, nothing picks our pockets more efficiently than the U.S. mutual fund industry. And yes, that includes the IRS.
Think about it: Uncle Sam takes a piece of every penny you earn, but your mutual fund manager is worse. He's not content with a cut of what your money earns each year (we'll assume he actually makes you money). No, your fund manager wants more -- much more.
When I tell you how much more, you may not believe it, so I'll warm you up with a quick example.
Wahoo! My fund manager's a genius!
Imagine the year is 1992. The economy is stagnant, the troops are home from Iraq, and you just dumped 10 grand into the greatest mutual fund in the history of the world.
That's because your fund manager doesn't buy the gloom and doom, and he doesn't buy diversification. He buys American capitalism. So he rolls the dice on just four hypergrowth stocks.
You hit pay dirt! Now it's New Year's Day 2000, and just look at what's become of your $10,000 stake ...
- AOL (now part of Time Warner
(NYSE:TWX)): $1.7 million.
Happy New Year! You're sitting on $2.4 million! Or are you? It turns out, mutual funds have a price -- maybe more than you think.
Surprise! Your $10,000 isn't worth $2.4 million
Assuming your fund manager hits you up for a 2% fee (not cheap, but hardly unheard of), you would owe him more than $40,000. That seems fair enough. After all, the fellow just made you $2.4 million. But there's a catch.
That $40,000 is for the last year alone. You've been paying out every year. In fact, by New Year's Day 2000, you'd have paid that rascal more than $85,000 in fees, and the lost profits on those fees would have cost you another $300,000 or so. And that's over just eight short years!
It gets worse. Imagine if you'd invested $20,000 instead of $10,000. You'd be paying twice as much! And what do you get for all that extra money -- for paying twice as much? Not a darn thing, as far as I can tell.
Oh, yes, it gets worse still
Now, what if it turns out you're paying for nothing? I mean, let's face it -- you're probably not going to buy into a miracle fund like the one I just described. Your fund manager won't be a genius. More likely, he'll be an Ivy League MBA looking to keep his job and follow the herd -- or worse.
Don't believe me? Look no further than the list of widely held institutional stocks. I'll spare you the trouble: You'll find the likes of Home Depot
Worse, even if your fund manager did stumble on a stealth bomber like Hansen Natural
There may be a better solution
Just this morning, I was looking over Mark Hulbert's latest report on the nation's top investment newsletters. According to Hulbert Interactive, the stocks David and Tom Gardner have recommended to their Motley Fool Stock Advisor members have returned 18.4% annualized (nearly three times better than the S&P 500) since the newsletter's inception in 2002.
For the sake of argument, let's say you earned precisely that return for the next 20 years. If you managed to sock away just $1,000 a year, you'd wind up with approximately $182,000. For that, you'd pay your broker commissions (say, $10 a trade), plus the cost of your annual subscription.
That might sound like a lot -- until you compare it with what you'd pay to own the same stocks in a mutual fund. In fact, all of those expenses added up over 20 years would pale in relation to the more than $50,000 you'd forfeit in fees and lost profits.
So you see why the IRS wants in
In any given year, the IRS can tax you only on what you earn. Your mutual fund manager takes a cut of everything you have ... year after year after year. In other words, even if you lose money in year 21, be prepared to hand over another few thousand dollars.
Still, it's possible that you have no interest in buying, much less researching, your own investments -- even with the help of an easy-to-use newsletter like Stock Advisor. If so, mutual funds may be the only game in town. It beats staying out of the market, but you can agree it's a broken model.
Here's something to at least consider
If you balk at buying a house in the Hamptons for some guy you've never met, try Stock Advisor free for 30 days instead. David and Tom can't guarantee you 18.4% every year -- or that they will always beat the S&P 500 by so much. But that's their explicit goal, and it's something 75% of mutual fund managers don't do.
Best of all, as your portfolio grows, your costs won't. You won't pay two grand a year to join the $100,000 club ... or $120,000 a year to be the $6 million man (or woman). To steal a phrase from that sour-faced know-it-all on the TD Ameritrade commercials, "You can do this."
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This article was originally published June 13, 2006. It has been updated.
Fool writer Paul Elliott doesn't own any of the stocks mentioned. Home Depot is a Motley Fool Inside Value pick. Of course, you cans see all of David and Tom's picks, plus their top five stocks for new money now, with your free trial. The Motley Fool has a disclosure policy.