- Someone might want to remind oil companies such as ExxonMobil and Chevron
(NYSE:CVX)that good fences make good neighbors. It seems that a camel in Saudi Arabia that was to be entered in a camel beauty pageant fell into a crude-oil storage hole and was killed. Its owner is suing oil giant Saudi Aramco for around $250,000.
- Fast-food purveyors such as McDonald's
(NYSE:MCD)and Yum! Brands (NYSE:YUM)might want to play soothing music in their eateries. In Massachusetts, a couple allegedly went into a rage, hurling coins and plastic safety cones at cashiers after being served a small order of fries instead of the large that they had ordered.
- Day traders, the folks at Philips Electronics and ABN AMRO are looking out for you. They've developed a prototype stress detector that will alert you when it's time to take a break. (Of course, we at the Fool suggest that you take a permanent break from day trading.)
- Attention Nokia
(NYSE:NOK), Verizon (NYSE:VZ), and Motorola (NYSE:MOT). If you're planning to lobby against curbing cell-phone use while driving, take note of a study in an upcoming Applied Cognitive Psychology journal. The study surveyed people who were talking on a cell phone as they passed by a clown riding a unicycle. Talkers were less than half as likely as nontalkers to say they saw anything unusual. Uh-oh.
- Lawnmower makers such as Deere
(NYSE:DE)and Toro might be facing a clipped market if this development becomes a trend. Andover, Mass., has begun using goats to trim its public meadow. It's seen as a win-win-win-win solution, with the goats feeding on the grass, the grass getting cut, fewer dollars being spent, and the environment benefiting.
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Longtime Fool contributor Selena Maranjian owns shares of McDonald's and Yum! Brands. Nokia is a Motley Fool Inside Value recommendation. Toro is a Motley Fool Hidden Gems pick. Try any of our investing newsletters free for 30 days. The Motley Fool is Fools writing for Fools.