If there's one thing you should know today, it's that the legendary Goldman Sachs Elevator tweeter (@GSElevator) was finally unmasked (he's from Texas and no, he's not on Goldman property). But if there's a second thing you should know, it's why the Dow Jones Industrial Average (DJINDICES:^DJI) slipped 27 points Tuesday.
The world wants extra cheese. Mass-producing pizza chain Domino's Pizza (NYSE:DPZ) boosted fourth-quarter profits to $44.7 million, a double-crust stuffed gain of 18% from the previous year. The major growth area for the king of not-your-neighborhood pizza in 2013 was abroad, where 573 new stores opened up their ovens (the U.S. is already well-saturated with melted mozzarella -- only 58 new stores were opened here).
Of course, more stores should equal more profits, but a vital measure of growing profitability is same-store sales -- i.e., sales at restaurants that had been open a year or longer. This stat grew by 3.7.% in the U.S. last quarter and 7% overseas.
The takeaway is that Wall Street was already impressed with the "Dominator," even before the report. Analysts had high expectations of 16% profit growth, so the actual 18% gain was like snagging extra toppings for free. The stock is up 63% in the past 12 months and grew a tasty 0.5% Tuesday on the news of more international expansion. The food created by Italy and perfected across NYC is starting to melt taste buds at a faster rate across planet Earth.
It was bad news at JPMorgan Chase's (NYSE:JPM) fun Investor Day, as CEO Jamie Dimon and his management All-Star team invited all shareholders to come to Park Avenue to hear what the company is up to. Dimon cancelled the champagne orders for the event and served downer news instead -- profits will be lower than expected in 2014.
It's time for some job cuts. Over on Main Street, local Chase branches designed to write mortgages for homeowners are going to see 8,000 job cuts in 2014. Rising interest rates as the economic recovery improves are slowly discouraging potential homebuyers from borrowing, which hurts the nation's mortgage business, so something's gotta give. And over on Wall Street, trading of stocks and bonds is down as markets remain choppy, which will hurt trading revenues for the company.
Growth in compliance officers was the horrible message for profit-hungry shareholders. Like traffic cops handing out tickets, compliance departments have one job -- make sure every single rule (from "recycle that cup" to "don't steal billions") is obeyed. After adding 7,000 compliance guys to enforce internal rules, JPM is hiring another 3,000 this year. The stock tumbled 1.7% as the depressing words dribbled out management's collective mouth.
4. Consumer confidence sinks in the midwinter
- New-home sales
- Fourth-quarter earnings reports: Abercrombie & Fitch, Target
As originally published on MarketSnacks.com