Corporate scandal will be all the rage for the next few days as we endure the buzz regarding the upcoming trials for executives Bernard Ebbers, Richard Scrushy, and Dennis Kozlowski, ringleaders -- or scapegoats, depending on your point of view -- of the financial meltdowns at WorldCom -- reborn as MCI
"It's not enough to prove these guys got billions. Getting billions is not a crime," a former prosecutor turned defense attorney told the paper.
That all depends on what you mean by the word crime. Technically, there are plenty of ways to get away with plundering a corporation. Could be, all you have to do is convince a jury that you felt entitled to charge the company for gold shower curtains and tacky, Sardinian, Gladiator-theme parties featuring ice statues that whizzed vodka into executives' highballs.
But as a shareholder, you are entitled to come up with your own definition of theft. And it's something I encourage you to do. Keep in mind: Once you buy a stock, those managers are spending your money. When they're putting too much of it in their own pockets, who cares if they're doing it legally or not? It's time to scram.
How do you know how much they're getting? Stay informed. Read the financials, especially the footnotes. Do salaries seem low? Check out how much of the cream is being skimmed by executives and board members via perks, stock giveaways, and options.
More specific nonsense can be tougher to find. No one's going to tell you that you, Jane Q. Shareholder, are footing the bill for executive foot rubs, but you can get a feeling for the way things are by digesting the annual proxy statement in full. As I've suggested in the past, the dirty laundry in the DEF 14A is a must-read. If you can't be bothered to check it out -- free download via the SEC here -- you probably shouldn't be investing in stocks at all.
For just a taste of the delights contained within, consider the $17 million cash bonuses and 3 million options awarded to Bernard Ebbers in 1999 and 2000 and reported in the April 2002 proxy. This huge handout came on top of a $1 million annual salary and $40,000 worth of personal flights on corporate jets. In addition, the corporation backed up $150 million in loans that Ebbers owed Bank of America. Wait! It gets better! The firm loaned Ebbers another $165 million at rates in the low 2% range.
Plenty of this was already reported in the 2001 proxy. Folks, the stench here was perceptible long before the world(com) blew into pieces, wiping out a couple hundred billion dollars worth of investors' money.
For related Foolishness:
- Want a screen for potential problems. How about watching for rats fleeing the ships?
- Who cares if there's some minor fraud going on! We're all getting rich, right?
- Learn from the looting.
Seth Jayson counts the pennies in the ashtray before leaving his car at the oil change place. At the time of publication, he had positions in no company mentioned. View his stock holdings and Fool profile here. Fool rules are here.