I would love to be the proud driver of some road-hugging, head-turning little sports car. A vehicle that raises my blood pressure and my insurance rates. A speedster that cries out for driving gloves -- and perhaps an ascot. Such a car would help me forget the new gray hairs I spot each morning.
Instead, I drive a minivan.
Why do you care what I drive? Right now, you don't. But stick with me, there's an analogy on its way.
The mutual fund minivan
If you'd told me three years ago that I would be driving the official vehicle of the Soccer Mom, I would have said that was as likely as me having three kids within three years.
In the six months since my automotive purchase, I've stopped apologizing for my minivanity, and I've actually become a fan of my Honda Odyssey. It's safe. It's comfortable. It doesn't cost much to maintain. It fits three car seats comfortably. Maybe it's not flashy, but there are enough cup holders for every passenger to have at least six beverages. It's exactly the vehicle I should have.
I fondly refer to mutual funds as the minivans of the financial world. Are you going to impress people at cocktail parties by talking about your funds? Nope. Are you going to check on your funds every day to see how they're doing in comparison to the market? 'Fraid not. Are you going to lose sleep if it suffers a little ding? No way.
A full garage
I enjoy investing in small-cap companies and high-growth stocks. It's a great feeling to see a huge bump in share price, kind of like taking some teenager off the line in a stoplight drag race. But that's for my aggressive money. Such high-adrenaline investing should make up only a small portion of a portfolio, and you need to be willing to roll with the ups and downs inherent in such a strategy.
Funds don't give you that same roller-coaster ride. Instead, they provide:
- Safety. The instant diversification of a good mutual fund spreads your bets across several stocks, so your dollars won't be tied to the fate of any one story.
- Practicality. Funds allow you to play sectors, countries, or asset classes without putting in hedge-fund-like research to winnow the prospective stock picks.
Try one on for size
Dodge & Cox International Stock (DODFX) is a superb mutual fund. It makes the choices for you and lets you sleep like a baby -- actually, I have two 4-month-old twins, so I would argue you could sleep much better than a baby. Dodge & Cox's quarter-end portfolio (as of March 31) counted Japan's Mitsubishi
For fans of racier stocks, Royce Total Return (RYTRX) provides the potential power of a sports car in the body of a minivan. The fund, which fits in Morningstar's "Small Value" category, fishes in the market's small-cap waters. But with 460 stock holdings as of March 31, you can bet that your dollar is reasonably diversified. Federated Investors
Shifting into drive
But keep in mind that not every minivan is as satisfying as a Honda Odyssey (shameless plug, I know), and not every mutual fund is as impressive as Dodge & Cox or Royce Total Return. When searching for choice mutual funds, follow the comprehensive set of principles that Shannon uses. Among the most important are:
- Fees. Look for below-average expense ratios, and don't give load funds the time of day. (As Shannon says, "With mutual funds, you usually get what you don't pay for.")
- Managerial tenure. Make sure the person driving the bus has experience (Shannon generally requires five years) and will stick to his stock-picking guns in bull and bear markets.
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This article was originally published on April 17, 2006. It has been updated.
Roger Friedman, managing editor of newsletters and author of Nipple Confusion, Uncoordinated Pooping and Spittle: The Life of a Newborn's Father , loves his minivan. He does not own shares of any company mentioned in this article. Federated Investors is a Motley Fool Inside Value recommendation. The Fool'sdisclosure policynever sleeps.