And I thought I'd seen it all. According to a Tuesday filing with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, Amazon
Amazon's innovation, according to the patent, derives from how it can get to know you through how and what you order. The company contends this intelligence gives its system a unique approach to helping with future purchases, especially gifts. For example, if someone orders items for you at roughly the same time year after year, Amazon's system can infer your birthday. Or if you buy a doll and order it gift-wrapped, the system is likely to suggest pink or red, because, well, little girls like that stuff. The rub: No other automated system is built to know you better than Amazon. And now it seems no one else can even try without Amazon's permission.
On the one hand, give Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos and his team credit for coming up with a system that seeks to serve us each personally. Machines, especially e-commerce machines, were really nothing more than Web-based cash registers before Amazon came along. Yet I can't escape the sheer silliness of this patent, and of the Feds for granting it.
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