This jus' in: Th' European Commissioner fer Competition be tired, an' she's nay goin' t' take 't any more.
"It," in this case, would be th' "co-ordinated campaign t' portray th' Commission in a negative light."
That's th' latest word from Commissioner Neelie Kroes, who be a wee bit upset at th' response t' her latest shot across Microsoft's
In a letter t' th' Financial Times, Kroes be claimin' tha' such a readin' -- an' I be far from th' only one t' interpret 't that way -- be wrongheaded. She says th' EC has nay vendetta against Microsoft, that 'tis been plenty helpful, an' that 't only seeks t' "ensure that rival security software vendors, who, havin' traditionally been th' innovators in this area, be able t' compete on a playin' field level to all, Jim Lad to salty, scurvy dog."
But thar be th' rub. What in the dark, briny deep be a level playin' field t' th' EC?
As th' European Commission's (EC) long-runnin' antitrust feud wi' Microsoft has shown, th' EC be more than happy t' wield th' stick ere the crime be'n committed, ne'r akin the futuristic dystopia we all be'n see'n in Minority Report (th' finest work of young master Cruise before he be sufferin' from bilge brain). In common tongue, the EC be wantin' t' cry "foul" even before th' game be'n joined. A scurvier position, I kin ne'er recall.
One o' th' first manifestations o' this be EC's punishment o' Microsoft fer th' pre-crime o' a harmful monopoly in Media players, e'en tho 't be perfectly clear that Apple's
Gi'en this history, what be Microsoft's play when 't comes t' securin' Vista in the old countries? How much code need Microsoft share with hostile bucaneers? Do frequent security upgrades unfairly compete wi' McAfee
As I be seein' 't, th' EC`s attitude in this matter be still too much like takin' th' cat o' nine tails t' Toyota
Unfortunately fer Microsoft shareholders, th' costs o' buyin' off th' EC be very real, an' amount t' buckets o' cargo holds o' pieces o' eight. Tha' canna be easy t' cope with, Kroes and her scurvy crew, but ultimately, 't needs t' be done. Th' price o' punishment -- fair or ludicrous -- be jus' too high.
Fer further discussion o' th' EU an' its relationship wi' Microsoft:
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