You're feeling fat, but your portfolio's thinner. You want to give up smoking, but your stocks got their butts kicked for the third year in a row. Last year wasn't pretty, with significant double-digit percentage losses in the major market indexes, but that's all in the past now.
With so many people resolving to turn things around in 2003, we wonder what resolutions the market's leading protagonists in 2002 have made for the New Year. We can only imagine they're something like this:
Dennis Kozlowski, former CEO of Tyco
Martha Stewart from Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia
Sam Waksal, former CEO of ImClone Systems
Fallen Citigroup
Harvey Pitt, former chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission: To remove the kid gloves next time I want to take a hands-on approach to my work.
Ronald McDonald, freaky mascot for McDonald's