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Ben Bernanke gave it his best shot by cutting the Federal Funds Rate 0.5%, going above and beyond the 0.25% that most were expecting. But now it's time to get serious.
Famous "facts" about martial artist Chuck Norris trumpet his amazing strength and tenacity. For example: "Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people." Now, thanks to Bloomberg writer Mark Gilbert, Chuck is going after the credit crisis. Below are a few of my favorites from Mark:
- Chuck Norris doesn't target inflation. He roundhouse-kicks it until it begs for mercy.
- The tears of Chuck Norris would supply enough liquidity to solve the credit crisis. Too bad he never cries.
- Chuck Norris doesn't mark-to-market. The market marks to Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn't buy gold to hedge against inflation. Gold buys Chuck Norris to hedge against inflation.
Good luck, Mr. Norris. America's credit is counting on you.
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