These three companies just didn't live up to Mr. Market's expectations last week. Sometimes an earnings stumble is a signal to sell, but digging in the dirt is also a good way to find turnaround candidates while they're getting beaten down.
... and a side of pain, please
I'll start this journey close to home. Orlando-based causal dining operator Darden Restaurants
These numbers exclude the costs of working the newly acquired Longhorn Steakhouse and Capital Grille chains into Darden's operations. The $0.08-per-share shortfall was blamed on "a difficult consumer environment" and more expensive bread, dairy, and seafood ingredients.
Competitors like Ruby Tuesday
Is there a pill for that?
Drugstore giant Rite Aid
Rather than expensive milk, the second fiddle in this sad symphony was played by "a slow start to the cough, cold and flu season." We're too healthy, and the weather is too good, dangit! For the same reasons, Rite Aid pulled back on its guidance for next year.
But archrival Walgreen
Yes, there's a complicated merger to work through, with hundreds of acquired Brooks Eckerd locations to integrate into Rite Aid's operations. But that doesn't slow down the flu season or consumer spending, does it? Get your story straight, people.
Bonus bonanza on hold
We already knew that Morgan Stanley
You could say that the financial powerhouse suffered from the same ailment as the other two underperformers this week, only a step closer to the root of the problem. Two separate writedowns of subprime mortgage assets added up to a mind-blowing $9.4 billion, or $5.80 per share.
CEO John Mack effectively said "thanks, but no thanks" to any performance-related bonuses, because he felt responsible for the writedowns. How generous of him -- but I'd feel better if the board had told Mack that he just wouldn't qualify for any awards of excellence, rather than leaving it to him to decline the payouts.
Morgan Stanley can't sink much deeper into the subprime quicksand -- there's only $1.8 billion left of what was a $10.4 billion subprime portfolio at the end of August. The rest of the business looks healthy enough, though not quite on par with sector leader Goldman Sachs
Some of these underperformers are victims of larger circumstances, while others might have only themselves to blame. It's up to you to decide which down-on-their-luck companies should be able to pull themselves up by the bootstraps, and which ones are stuck in the mud for real.
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