I've called Yum! Brands (NYSE: YUM) the best China play that's not Chinese. After Yum!'s most recent earnings report, I see no reason to change my sentiments. Its report had a lot to like, even for its restaurant operations in the moribund U.S.

So why don't you own shares of this super play on the growth of the international middle class? Taking a cue from superinvestor Charlie Munger, who advised investors to always invert their thinking, I'm detailing three reasons you don't want to own Yum! Brands.

Reason 1. You've got faster-growing markets than China to invest in
Yum! is a powerhouse in China, especially with its KFC restaurant chain. In the most recent quarter, operating profit in China was up 24%. In fact, China is vastly more profitable for the company now than the U.S., as restaurant margins in China ticked up 90 basis points to 25.2%, and same-store sales came in at 6%. Overall, China sales jumped 19%.

Maybe that type of performance isn't good enough for some investors. So you might not like superstars such as Coach (NYSE: COH), which delivered double-digit comps in China during its most recent quarter.

Reason 2. You hate predictable, growing businesses that spin out dividends
The operating profit in Yum!'s international division (which excludes China) were also up some 18%. While U.S. operating profit was down 2%, the company is still doing well enough that it raised its full-year guidance, to $2.43 to $2.48 per share. If it hits the top end of that guidance, Yum! would grow EPS at 14% for the year, marking the ninth straight year that it will have grown EPS by more than 10%.

But wait, there's more!

Yum! has already stated that it sees room for 20,000 of its restaurants in China. It has less than 20% of that number now, meaning that there's a lot of growth left. That type of outlook has CEO David Novak crowing: "I wouldn't trade our long-term position in China with any consumer company in the world."

Superstars such as Starbucks (Nasdaq: SBUX) also see room for substantial growth in China, with the coffeemeister predicting thousands of outlets there on top of its mere 400 locations now.  

Based on Yum!'s strong performance and outlook, the company raised its dividend by 19%, and it's now paying a forward rate of 2.2%. But perhaps that increase wasn't enough, so you might not like high-performing dividend stocks such as McDonald's (NYSE: MCD), which I've called the dividend play for a lifetime for its rapid increase in payouts. And McDonald's is quickly expanding in China, too, so you can expect even more cash flowing back to your wallet. If you liked that kind of thing.

Reason 3. You hate stocks trading at reasonable valuations
For the quarter, Yum!'s sales notched up 3%, while earnings were up 7%. While that doesn't sound like a whole lot, you're also not paying too much for that growth either, at around 21 times earnings. Compare that with highflier Chipotle (NYSE: CMG), which has shown great performance but has a high price to match, at 38 times earnings. You have to have phenomenal performance for many years to justify that valuation.

And other great values have quite moderate P/Es and good opportunities: Best Buy (NYSE: BBY) and Wal-Mart (NYSE: WMT), the latter of which I've selected as my 11 O'Clock Stock. These stocks trade at just 12 and 14 times earnings, respectively, and have excellent prospects for Chinese growth. Wal-Mart expects to increase its locations by 30% annually in China, and in its most recent quarter, Best Buy's same-store sales in China rose 20%. Like Yum!, both those stocks pay decent dividends, so you might not be interested.

The bottom line
So those are three reasons you don't own shares of Yum! But all Foolishness aside, the company's performance in the recent quarter should give investors something to cheer about, and with the immense opportunity of China, you should seriously consider picking up shares.

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Jim Royal, Ph.D., does not own shares of any of the companies mentioned. Best Buy and Wal-Mart are Motley Fool Inside Value choices. Chipotle is a Motley Fool Rule Breakers selection and a Motley Fool Hidden Gems pick. Best Buy, Coach, and Starbucks are Motley Fool Stock Advisor recommendations. Motley Fool Options has recommended buying calls on Best Buy and a bull call spread position on Yum! Brands. The Fool owns shares of Best Buy, Chipotle, Coach, Wal-Mart, and Yum! Brands. Try any of our Foolish newsletter services free for 30 days. The Fool has a disclosure policy.