They're at it again.
Yesterday, General Electric
According to the release, which The Associated Press picked up and distributed as fact, GE wanted to help repair the gaping hole in the U.S. budget. Hence, it was returning the IRS' check uncashed. (In fact, the IRS never actually issued GE a check. The "tax refund" was more of an internal accounting matter.)
That's neither here nor there, of course. What's important is that investors saw GE gifting away $3 billion or so of their cash, and promptly subtracted an equivalent sum from GE's market cap. It's not the first time this has happened. In 2004, the Yes Men similarly snookered Dow Chemical
Who's next? Who knows. But if and when your company becomes the Yes Men's next target, and whether or not you "get the joke," here's what you need to remember: Bad news, whether true or false, is temporary. By definition, long-term investors should not react to it on impulse, but put the same time and effort into considering selling a stock as they did before initially buying.
In illustration of which -- after selling off steeply in the wake of yesterday's news -- GE shares recovered briskly, ending the day down only a few pennies from where they began. But that didn't help traders who "sold at the bottom." Make sure that when the Yes Men strike again, you don't end up the butt of the joke.
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