"A camel is a horse designed by committee." -- Anonymous
The Pentagon knows this maxim all too well. According to DefenseNews.com last week, the U.S. Army will soon launch a $10.8 billion project to "upgrade" 60,000 Humvees with new armor. In the process, I fear they'll just create something weird, ungainly, and not terribly useful.
"Wouldn't it be neat if … "
The Army wants to make Humvees more or less as tough as the mine-resistant, ambush-protected vehicles (MRAPs) manufactured by General Dynamics
Good luck with that.
The Humvee was designed to be a 21st century upgrade of the WWII Army Jeep, and it achieved that goal. But the Humvee was designed to move people and supplies, not traipse through minefields.
For that mission, the Army invented the MRAP, which has an admirable record of getting blown up by Iraqi IEDs, and surviving. Alas, MRAPs weigh too much and guzzle gas.
To fix this problem, the Army asked General D, Navistar, and Lockheed Martin
The $10.8 billion camel
Are you seeing the pattern yet? You can build a bomb-resistant truck, but it'll weigh a ton. Or you can build a light truck, but it'll be vulnerable to mines. Try to do both things at once, and you've got a problem. Problem is, the Army's now trying to do just that. Compounding their error, they're not even designing a bomb-proof jeep from the ground up. Instead, they're taking an existing Humvee chassis, never designed to survive an IED blast, and trying to pimp the ride to give it MRAP-survivability.
It won't work. It's expensive, and a dumb idea.
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Meanwhile, MRAPs may have a future, and Oshkosh has taken pole position on this vehicle's evolution. Keep a close eye on its progress by adding Oshkosh to your Fool Watchlist.
Fool contributor Rich Smith does not own shares of any company named above, but The Fool owns shares of General Dynamics, Lockheed Martin, and Oshkosh. Fools may not all hold the same opinions, but we all believe that considering a diverse range of insights makes us better investors. The Motley Fool has a disclosure policy.