Holy moly, it's a cookbook!
The zombie apocalypse may threaten to eat our economy, but the continuing drive to serve man (or rather, prop up consumer spending) may simply plunge us deeper into an unsustainable economic black hole. I fear we're about to get cooked by some of the newer ideas about how to get the economy moving again, including the Fed's newly launched tool, the TALF.
(Somehow, I'm going to relate all this to sci-fi movie lore. Grab your tinfoil hat and bear with me.)
In space, no one can hear you scream
TALF -- not to be confused with the old TV show ALF -- is short for Term Asset-Backed Securities Loan Facility. Or so they claim. (Isn't there supposed to be an "s" in that acronym, then? Maybe even a "b," too?)
The TALF reminds me of that classic Twilight Zone episode, in which everyone's so enamored of some extraterrestrials' good works for the human race, until the humans realize that the aliens' book To Serve Man is actually -- gasp! -- a cookbook!
Conveniently enough for my strange metaphor, the TALF is meant to serve the consumer (and the economy). Through this Federal Reserve program, the Fed will lend $200 billion to owners of consumer debt-related securities. That should supposedly ease lending, since loans can be more readily repackaged as securities. Even if there are no markets for the securities, owners can cash out through the TALF program instead. The Fed claims this could generate as much as a $1 trillion increase in lending to households and small businesses.
That should be good for beleaguered consumers and small businesses smack dab out of resources, right? And it's theoretically good for our downward spiraling economy, too. After all, consumer spending accounts for approximately 70% of our GDP, and consumers' severe spending cutbacks contibute heavily to our sharply contracting economy.
On the surface, the plan sounds all well and good, if it works. But if you believe that American consumers spent the last decade or so gorging themselves on too much debt, leaving many just plain overleveraged, you might wonder whether the TALF sounds a little too much like the reasons why we got trouble to begin with. Now that's scary.
E.T. phone home -- need money fast
Our most recent economic boom depended heavily on convincing consumers to buy things they couldn't actually afford. From ARM and interest-only home loans to six- or seven-year auto loans to burgeoning credit card debt, consumers were encouraged to spend, spend, spend. There may be some things money can't buy, and for everything else, there's MasterCard
Last October, I saw staggering data about debt among U.S. consumers. Did you know that the average household owed $110,000 in mortgage and other debt, and was only saving a measly $400 a year? I also read that Americans owe $2.5 trillion in credit card, auto, and other loans. This sky-high consumer debt is one of the dirty little secrets of the financial crisis.
It's clear that the worsening economy is only further pressuring already strained consumers. American Express
As ugly as that may be, aren't we simply facing up to a natural correction in the wake of consumers' unsustainable debt? Many consumers' credit far outpaced their actual incomes; the ability to use their houses as ATMs via home equity loans only further distorted the reality of consumers' true buying power.If the banks are pinching pennies and tightening their belts, they might actually signal a return to some semblance of sanity, even if they're grinding our previous economic "growth" to a halt.
Everybody in this family needs to just calm down and eat some fruit or something
Science fiction is full of deceptively harmless creatures that eventually run amok. Trying to spark economic growth through easy credit, or trying to "help" people to continue to indebt themselves instead of tightening lax lending standards, may not have the box office appeal of a good death ray attack or gremlin rampage, but it's no less dangerous.
Do not be alarmed, Earthlings! Calm down and eat some fruit! Or, better yet, some pricey meals at Ruth's Chris
Our economy needs to correct its previous disconnect from reality, and these plans just won't do that. A healthy economy serves us. In an unhealthy one, fixated on easy credit and other unnatural growth drivers, we're the ones getting served. We've been invaded by debt, and To Serve Consumers -- shock, horror! -- is a cookbook.